#fhaemir

[anowon]

also he hates morrigan at first because she reads him right immediately and hes embarrassed but in a cool and sexy way. and he didnt realize that she was willing to overlook his obnoxious personality because she, too is obnoxious. they r also horrible enablers of being mean to everyone so they dont know you r sad

him and zev were immediately soulmates though because fhaemir can pick locks and neither of them have a strong opinion on anything except butts

[anowon]

the first part of aaron burr, sir is actually fhaemir and alistair

[anowon]

whos going to tell fhaemir that his mother in law is mythal

[anowon]

i have a lot of sort of canon wardens and my mahariel is the personification of “baby got back” while brosca is the personification of “anaconda” and thats why they are best friends

if fhaemir wasnt in a closed relationship with morrigan he would be down to clown with polly and leliana

[anowon]

morrigan is talking to myriani like. she reminds me of someone. black hair. dalish. an asshole. complains about having to save ferelden

no i dont miss him at all.....let him go frolick....without me....while i stay here alone and dont get sex

[anowon]

im so deep w/me and chandra-nalaar‘s multiple wardens au and i was thinking about fhaemir and jack are pretty fit, while danna has the physique of an ogre and jassin, even with warden stamina, is a wimp. he gets winded on long staircases, so i imagine someone has to actually carry him when they go on strenuous walks and its probably danna

[anowon]

Since this is the first one of these I’m sending out, feel free to give general info about your Bioware characters! For the first ask in this series of bioware character Q’s – What kind of clothes does your Warden like to wear?

I forgot about this ask and I hope you’re going to answer them too

Jassin Surana: anything with loud colors, as many beads, chains, and feathers as possible

Danna Tabris: appreciates fine embroidery and simple, elegant dresses. wears a scarf/bandana over her hair a lot.

Fhaemir Mahariel: likes leather armors that show off his muscles, would fight the archdemon topless