#seldanna

[anowon]

happy birthday to me im Trash

im currently writing a birthmas present to myself where alistair, seldanna, fiona, and a bunch of other ppl from the gang go down memory lane to try and steal the architects research bc although RIP dumbfuck he knew some things. seldanna adores fiona and asks her to become her honorary mom and so fiona becomes both alistairs mom and mother in law. nate is the grandchild because hes seldannas son even though hes older than her. and since by the end of the fic the wardens are gonna either die or not have the taint anymore alistair gives danna a really awkward mid-battle marriage proposal but they have to work out the details so its just a bad idea all around. literally the most indulgent thing ive ever written but its my fucking birthday

and eloise >view her here< is the new warden commander in ferelden since seldanna fucked off finally and so she and oghren are vying for the favorite boss in amaranthine since oghren thought he was gonna get made a commander. eloises really old so everyone thinks shes going to die soon but she joined the wardens as an old lady so shes fine. she knits oghren a scarf and he decides maybe he was wrong to not like he and maybe he took seldanna kicking his ass all the time for granted

LATER seldanna finally gets the baby shes been trying to have for 10 gotdamn years and morrigan is there, kieran loves the baby a lot and wants to hold him all the time. also when hes hanging out with moms bff danna hes like youre not dying anymore and shes like alright no more sugar for you

[anowon]

im laughing bc this seems to be implying that these people in amaranthine think velanna and the warden r the same person. listen

not all elves look the same. not like the shems who are all the same person

[anowon]

im playing awakening again an its so funny?? mostly anders is really funny

im pretty sure the warden is on the denerim chantrys most wanted list for conscripting a wanted apostate and flaunting the fact that shes banging the king in the same breath

[anowon]

im so deep w/me and chandra-nalaar‘s multiple wardens au and i was thinking about fhaemir and jack are pretty fit, while danna has the physique of an ogre and jassin, even with warden stamina, is a wimp. he gets winded on long staircases, so i imagine someone has to actually carry him when they go on strenuous walks and its probably danna

[anowon]

Since this is the first one of these I’m sending out, feel free to give general info about your Bioware characters! For the first ask in this series of bioware character Q’s – What kind of clothes does your Warden like to wear?

I forgot about this ask and I hope you’re going to answer them too

Jassin Surana: anything with loud colors, as many beads, chains, and feathers as possible

Danna Tabris: appreciates fine embroidery and simple, elegant dresses. wears a scarf/bandana over her hair a lot.

Fhaemir Mahariel: likes leather armors that show off his muscles, would fight the archdemon topless

[anowon]

i like how in origins when youre trying to get the shaper to let brother burkel open a chantry you, as an elf, can say “would you rather wait for a human army to convert you”

>the wardens head spins 180 degrees to glare at leliana

>temperature in orzammar drops 3 degrees

[anowon]

when ur warden is too good, too pure

[anowon]

i used to be self-conscious about posting about my warden because people probably dont care but i follow a blog thats almost completely someone fawning over their inquisitor and i enjoy seeing those posts so im not embarrassed about being in warden hell anymore. its like a network of excited young parents

i always lose followers tho which doesnt bother me but like. my icon is danna. you get whats on the packaging