#ficfucker

[ellerywithablog]

“i’m a nasty boy!”

[fritzllang]

drag that rat bastard freddy newandyke

the last time i reblogged that ask meme i was also asked to insult freddy kjasdfhlkjasdhfka you can read it right here. i would only like to add: this guy wants to look like a tough guy and he does it by.... wearing clothes that are three times his size? you’re swimming inside that fucking leather jacker kid wear clothes that fit you

send me a character and i’ll insult them

[matttheratking]

ficfucker replied to your post “Pls let me talk about marcus n ben kissing”

ben does a little mustache wiggle on marcus and marcus just explodes with giggles

Ben kissing all over Marcus’ face and body bc he knows his mustache will be tickle-y and Marcus keeps laughing and trying to squirm away

[apparentlynotreallyfinnish]

The Annual Tradition

In chapter 3 of TAT Rhett reads an excerpt from @ficfucker‘s lovely Rabbit Lightning fic pretty as a sunset.

You can also start from the beginning here.

[wdcl4ndo]

fave lpotl eps/bits/reoccurring jokes? tbh just go off about anything they've done

everything they do is my fave. :\ the fact that ben has such a difficult time reading ( most of the time ) is so fucking adorable to me for some reason. and i always think of that vine that’s like “what up, my name’s jared. i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read”. i’m sure it’s lowkey like a bit or smth, but it’s still adorable. or henry always just...giving ben shit for every goddamn thing and ben sounding lowkey legit bothered but laughing after is my fave. also!!! just to bring it back to henry and marcus for a sec!! in one of the recent mormon eps ( ep 5 i’m pretty sure ), marcus talks about this mormon ritual handshake thing they did and henry’s like “marcus can we try it??” sounding absolutely like the little baby he is and marcus is like “uhhh, ok” and so they try it, henry whispers in marcus’ ear and ben is naturally uncomfortable. marcus sits down again and is like “he told me that he loves me :)))” in the cutest voice! and henry was all “marcus!! that was our secret!” and i’m like.......... 🥰🥰🥰anyway i would die for them and i wish henry brought detective popcorn back more often, that’s all. ok ty for your time. 

[mythical-ross]

My Tumblr Crushes:

smellathat

ao3feed-rhink

ardentlake

apparentlynotreallyfinnish

ficfucker

themouthking

rhetts-eyes

somythicallyfabulous

shiprhinked

Checks out... (For the record, the percentages were exactly the same for every blog. I feel like one extra reblog would change the whole thing!)

[buddeysystem]

ANON IS VALID BUT WHO SENT BC IT LEGIT WASNT ME @ficfucker @mythicalpurgatory

[matttheratking]

our favorite never nude, ben, undressing fully in front of marcus for the first time and marcus kneels, kisses bens thighs as reassurance, and while ben is kind of basking in the glow of being accepted, marcus just CHOMPS (and naturally giggles while ben calls him a lunatic)

Bro the amount of fucking Love bites Marcus would put ALL OVER Ben bc 1) It’s really hot to Marcus knowing there are his marks on Ben noone else gets to see, 2) the way Ben blushes at the attention and affection is something Marcus holds close to him and cherishes, and 3) Squishy. Good pooj, must bite