#ficklerecluse

[wetookanoath]

I just wanna say, I love your video talks/reviews. They're fun and interesting!

Aaah, thank you! I’m glad you enjoy them, I really like doing them lol

[dragonagecompanionsreact]

Could you guys do headcanons for companions and advisers sharing a bed, platonicly, with the Inquisitor? Like they got drunk together and just passed out while talking or there weren't enough beds and the Inquisitor wouldn't accept them sleeping on the floor

Cassandra: Sleeps on the side of the bed closest to the door, even if drunk, to subconsciously make sure she’s always guarding the Inquisitor. Huffs when the Inquisitor teases her about how close they are, and shoves them none-too-gently away. “Stop being foolish and go to sleep.” 

Sera: Smooches right up next to the Inquisitor with a grin, and is a total cover-hog. The Inquisitor will wake up at about 3am to a fit of giggles as Sera tugs more and more of the covers over towards her and wraps herself in a small burrito. Before going back to sleep, she will mutter, “I’m gonna be a butterfly,” and snuggle deeper into her cocoon. The Inquisitor will have to find their way into the cocoon or just accept defeat.

Varric: He will allow the Inquisitor to use his chest as a pillow…once they’ve paid him for his services in the good ale…or have beaten him at Wicked Grace. As they go to sleep, he can almost close his eyes and imagine he’s back in the Hanged Man after a night of cards with friends, and the snoring weight on his chest is his old friend. 

Iron Bull: Like Cassandra, he will likely make sure he’s between the door and the Inquisitor- though he absolutely knows what he’s doing. Will probably try to sneak a tickle attack at some stage, usually if the Inquisitor has complained that he’s too warm or he’s taking up too much of the covers.

Vivienne: Will probably draw the Inquisitor into a cuddle sometime in the night, and will be embarrassed about in the morning- but she will not show it, no she is definitely not blushing she is perfectly composed, thank you. She will also let the Inquisitor experience the privilege of Orlesian silk sheets and blankets, and will recommend the best merchants for them when the Inquisitor falls in love with them. 

Blackwall: Very prim and proper, wants to make sure the Inquisitor feels comfortable. If he accidentally brushes against them, he will apologise immediately, and ask again if the Inquisitor is quite sure they don’t want him to sleep on the floor. Despite this, he is an absolute teddy bear to cuddle up to when he loosens up a bit.

Dorian: He considers it a great little party and will probably sneak in some treats like he used to with his friends back home when they stayed over. Will likely rest his head on the Inquisitor’s shoulder and snooze there, and if he wakes to find that he’s drooled on them, he will be absolutely mortified. 

Cole: He will be so happy to sleep in the same bed, though he won’t remove his hat, but he reassures the Inquisitor that it doesn’t bother him. He wiggles his feet from his excitement during the night, knowing the Inquisitor is content to have him there with them, and that they consider him ‘snuggly’. “Warm, soft, safety, I’m so happy you feel safe with me!” 

Solas: Will be distant and insist on sleeping on the other side of the bed, and the Inquisitor chalks this up to Solas being Solas initially, but overnight they discover Solas’ greatest shame: he cannot stay still during his sleep. Legs go flying, injuries are made and come morning Solas is sprawled over half of the bed and he’s managed to mysteriously tear the hem of his shirt. His ears are bright red as he heals whatever injuries he accidentally caused the Inquisitor.

Cullen: Similar to Blackwall, he is very proper and blushes and stammers out an apology if he ever happens to brush against the Inquisitor. To his amusement, however, he will grant the Inquisitor’s request to use his fur mantle as a pillow. 

Leliana: She will set up the most comfortable arrangement of the pillows and blankets as she can manage and snuggles in next to the Inquisitor. If the Inquisitor asks nicely, she might whisper a little story or lullaby to them.

Josephine: A complete teddy bear and snuggle bug. Will wriggle up to the Inquisitor and puff up all the pillows for the best comfort. She’s also unfortunately that one person that doesn’t shut up when you need to sleep. Just when the Inquisitor is about to fall asleep, Josephine talks. “What do you think birds think about?” “Josephine, no.”

[septic-dr-schneep]

I like to imagine that the DA would be soooo impresses by Google and Bing. They're from a time before computers would have been common place or even practical for most people to own one. And now there are two men with mechanical insides and all the info of the internet

Ooh, yeah, I’ll be they would! They’d be absolutely fascinated and probably spend hours on end asking them questions, much to Google’s annoyance. Bing, however, would eat it up! He’d be more than happy to answer their questions and perform amazing tricks for them (okay I think I just died from the adorable mental image of Bing teaching the DA how to ride a skateboard -- ) 

And I think eventually Google would warm up to them, because here’s another human for him to manipulate. That’s when Dark would pull him aside and tell him to be extremely wary around the DA and to treat them with prejudice...which would only make Google all the more curious. That’s the one thing Google can never resist, which he and Bing have in common: curiosity. After seeing Dark’s reaction to them, gathering research on the DA on behalf of the secondary objective would only become an even bigger priority in Google’s mind.

[soul-wolf]

The DA would hold the button to close the elevator doors when they see Dark walking towards the elevator they're in

HEH XD

They totally would!

[rocksinmuffin]

You have dragged me into Venom hell with you, so now I shall share some of my thoughts on the symbiot and their host (the reader).

venom has an innate need to protect and bond with their host, so they can get into yandere territory if you don’t learn how to communicate with them properly. Like letting them know that, while it kicks up your anxiety, your boss talking to you in a stern tone isn’t a sign of danger. Also, separating with them is a stressful thing, so you usually have them hide under your clothes (or become your clothes)

When you fully accept them as a part of you, you can feel how overjoyed they are. Even if it took a few days to get over how weird this whole situation. You never get over the feeling of Venom shifting over your skin as they readjust tho.

They are the happiest when you listen and talk to them, it reminds them that you don’t think of them as a tool or a monster

Lastly, please imagine how freaked they would be if you were to get sick. uh, your body temp is going up? and your really tired all the time? HOW DO I PROTECT YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘NOTHING’?!?! 

Submitted by @ficklerecluse

All Venom wants is someone who will love them and appreciate them and wear them like a leather catsuit, is that so much to ask?!?!?!

[itsthesinbin]

(Symetra's new skin is right up my allley, but it took me a while to think of a good request for her) could I get headcanons for dragon!symetra's s/o being good at making jewelry from her hoard (with her consent). Like gold bars and individual gems are nice, but intricate necklaces and bracelets are awesome

Dragon!Symmetra (Overwatch)

When you first bring up the idea, she gets wary, but also curious. She allows you to do a “trial” of sorts- giving you just a few materials to make jewelry out of.

In the end, she loves it. She gives you permission to use materials from a designated basket she gives you- she makes sure to keep it stocked, of course.

She proudly wears anything you make for her, purring in delight as she admires herself in a mirror.

When she’s feeling frisky, she gets you to wear the jewelry as well. Just the jewelry.

[zenxenophilia]

You know how sometimes in stories a human will have The Sight™ and be able to see faeries and such as they truly look? Imagine if a greedy Fae or Merformer wanted such a rare human for them self. The prime suspects would be tfp Arachnid, MTMTE Brainstorm, or tfp Shockwave

So true!!!  And all three of them would want the human for very different reasons.  

Airachnid of course would want another “trophy” for her collection, and what better one than a human who can see into the faerie realm?  It’s only upon seeing them up close and realizing how lovely they are does she change her plans somewhat, and decides to forgo killing them and keep the human with her as more of a pet instead.

Shockwave is just as sinister, perhaps even more so.  He can’t be swayed with charm or a pretty face, but he is fascinated as to how humans can acquire such an ability.  If he ever got his hands on a sight gifted human, chances are he’ll keep them trapped with him until his curiosity has been satisfied…

Brainstorm though, well he’s just as curious about the human’s powers as the other two, but it’s an innocent sort of fascination.  He constantly pesters the human, as only fae can do, pulling all sorts of harmless pranks to get their attention.  If that doesn’t work, he’ll try a more direct (read: less obnoxious) approach by just talking things out with them, eventually becoming friends with the human.  Brainstorm is a lonely individual, but the visits he gets from his little human friend every week are the highlight of his life.

[labyrinth-of-headcanons]

could you please do scenarios for Lo'lo and Yunan meeting their s/o while in a survivor competition? (modern au i guess)

Lo’lo

> At first they wouldn’t even have so much contact, since there were a lot of other contestants it just kind of wouldn’t happen

> But with a few of the others dropping out of the competition Lo’lo and his future s/o would end up in a eating contest

> He would have no problem gulping down the very exotic meal prepared for them

> But when he’d notice his opponent not having a easy time, Lo’lo would look them up and down for the first time, thinking that it would be a shame if such a fine person just dropped out and were never to be seen

> So knowing that it would cost him his win and instead make it a draw, he’d willingly swallow their serving, ensuring the advancing in the next round for both

> Afterwards his s/o would question him about his actions, but shrugging it off he’d laugh, saying that he hopes, the next time they go on a romantic dinner date, there are no worms

Yunan

> While Yunan would be in the competition to enjoy nature and what it had to offer, he couldn’t help but soon find himself admiring the ambitions of his future s/o, since they’d be earnestly trying to win the contest> Being a natural at surviving would bring him farther into the competition then the other participants would wish> And on some point his s/o would swallow their pride and confront him how he’d manage staying in the competition so easily> Smiling he’d invite them to tea, telling them about what he learned about surviving, finding a rather eager listener in them> And after a while both of them would stray from the original topic, having a pleasant conversation about god and the world> In the end both of them would be a little wiser about things they wanted to know and they’d end their talk wanting to repeat their meeting