Dear Nash, I feel irrationally rage when I read a fic where either Winchester (or Cas for that matter) is described as having "miles (or yards or acres or some completely inaccurate unit of measurement) of tan (or sun-kissed or bronzed) skin." 🙄 They live in an underground bunker and wear more layers than an Eskimo. FFS. Those boys would be pastier than my lily-white ass. Can you fix this? Please?
Your points are most valid, and you have been heard by the fanfic gods. I have cast the spell. I have combo’d it with a request I received just last night to abolish "Hunter senses", as well. We must wait a fortnight to see if it has had any effect. I continue to work on something more powerful to do away with “the younger Winchester” and “the elder Winchester”, as past trials have been unsuccessful. I have given up on stopping Whyenne from biting and/or nibbling her lip, I fear my powers simply are not strong enough.