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#-cackle-#sorry not sorry#threesome?

Marcus is content with this outcome.

Bennet: Marcus do you know anything about these possessions going on?

Marcus: Yes. Also hi I'm not over you. At all. I am going to express this by being an asshole.

Bennet: ...

New Math

New Math: One of our characters is trying to explain a difficult concept to the other.

"IT HURTS, SAM! AHHHHHH IT HURTS SO MUCH!"

"Dude, I told you to take it slow. You need to… Ease yourself into it."

"BUT WHY IS IT SO PAINFUL!?"

"Because you’re going too fast! Slow down!"

"You said this was supposed to be pleasurable! There’s nothing pleasurable about this action whatsoever. I don’t like it!"

"Look, just give it a minute and you’ll get used to the feeling, okay? And for God’s sake, slow down!"

"God has nothing to do with this Sam. He would never condone something so sinful."

"It’s not a sin. Just… Try a different technique. Uh… Lick it."

"Lick it?"

"Yes, just… Just try okay."

"Okay… well. I suppose that IS better. Actually. It’s rather enjoyable."

"Told you."

"So what was that called again?"

"Brain freeze. You get it any time you snarf down your ice cream too quick. You good now?"

"Yes. I am good."

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