#fields goodman

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Milchick is losing it, everyone is having a multidimensional love polyhedron affair, mark is dead. macrodata is NOT getting refined. live laugh love severance season two

[cicimellie]

severance continues to get wilder. gretchen cheats on her husband with her husband; don't let her husband find out! ham-based throuple gets significantly more ominous. helena convinced mentioning local depressed alcoholic widower's dead wife by the wrong name is a surefire way to get him to need her carnally. somewhere markhelly is wasting company time getting freaky under a table. milchick beefs with child and paperclips.

[normalaboutmediaa]

Sorry I'm still on The Implications of severance and religion. Because Innie Burt has a different faith from Outie Burt. The only God Burt G has ever known is Kier, the only doctrine is the handbook- which he broke. By the circumstances of the world he lived in he is a capital 's' Sinner. He cannot beg forgiveness - from Kier or anyone else. He cannot atone. He was punished with non-existence for holding a man's hand and he is gone now. Is he judged by the doctrine of God or the doctrine of Kier? In either case, does he actually make the cut? Is his soul only released once his body dies or is he already in whatever afterlife Outie Burt hopes is waiting for him?

Do you think Burt Goodman prays for his Innie? Do you think he fears he's damned them both to hell?

[arduinna-jade]

So is Burt like the guy who invented severance or something because what the fuck. He was at Lumon 20 years ago! He did shit that was so bad he thinks he’s damned to actual hell! He got severed to create a version of himself that was innocent and capable of deserving heaven! What the fuck! Scared for our guy Irving Bailiff!!!

[bean-spring]

Irving seeing retirement as "death" and desperately looking for his Burt outside while Fields doesn't give a single fuck if his Burt goes to hell as long as one is with him in heaven... Truly fucked up. It speaks wonders about them.

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[inneedofdonuts]

Old man throuple ham and wine dinner date next week let's fucking go

[wellsbering]

i have a Lot of issues with fields's "my husband is obviously a Sinner, unlike me, who is definitely getting into heaven, so clearly the best thing to do is have his consciousness split in two so that the version of him that i actually married will go to hell but his innie will be Good™ and then i can keep that version as my pet for eternity" plan

but the thing that's really getting me is. ok, let's say that heaven and hell exist in the severance universe and this one random lutheran pastor is right and innies & outies have separate souls so one can go to heaven while the other goes to hell. and fields and burt's innie both go to heaven. ok. burt's innie doesn't know who the fuck you are, fields. he has no memory of you. HE'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON YOUR PASTOR SAID IT HIMSELF

anyways so basically