this is what i mean when i say bad should voice act. like. just. everything about this moment is sooooo
[video description: badboyhalo playing undertale. frisk, his character, is standing on the lower third of the screen facing photoshop flowey, whose face is enlarged on a screen.
BAD (high-pitched, growly): But now, with your help [shifts into a less growly, more childish voice] heee’s deaaaad!
thinking about the time from a few nights ago when bad was afk in the water in ace race and fucked up punz’s pb run, then called punz to gloat and also cry?
transcript and video id under cut
[video description: punz is switching games, so the screen is black except for his keyboard and hand cam in the top left corner. there is also a display in the top left listing his number of subs (more than 12 thousand), number of daily subs (300+), and newest sub. end video description.]
transcript:
[punz picks up the call from bad, stopping the music that was playing in the background.]
BAD: Get muffined, muffinhead!!!!!
PUNZ: No! That wasn’t the time to muffin! I was on a PB! I was on pace!
BAD: And now you’re not! And you got muffiiiined!
PUNZ: Yeah, I know I got muffined.
BAD: I will destroy the opposition!
PUNZ: (laughs) Okay- [BAD, crosstalk: No practice for you!] You’re- you’re sitting there, you’re sitting in the water, you can’t even trident correctly, okay? I don’t wanna hear it-
BAD: I’m- hey, come and teach me the best run for that.
PUNZ: Oh, do you- are you sure about that?
BAD: Teach- yeah, teach me all the shortcuts.
PUNZ: Well like, the thing is- I just left the server, cause Boomer-
BAD: I thought we were friends, teach me the shortcuts-
PUNZ: -Boomer, I just told Boomer I would play with him, and now I can’t- I was just in a call with him.
BAD, faux-sad: Oh. I mean, okay. You can play with Boomer, it’s fine.
PUNZ, crosstalk: And n- And now he’s saying “what the f-word.”
BAD: No, it’s fine.
PUNZ: Bad, you have Harvey on your team, he can show you.
BAD, dramatically and tearfully: No, it’s okay.
PUNZ: And why would I- Why would I tell you guys the strats? You’re like, the best team if you know what you’re doing.
BAD, sadly: ‘Cause we’re friends. I thought- I thought that- (squeaky) You know what, it’s cool, don’t worry about it! Don’t worry about it!
[they begin to talk over each other a lot]
PUNZ: Okay, have a good time, have a good time. [BAD, crosstalk, very high-pitched: No, it’s okay!] You can message me whenever, you know. [BAD, crosstalk again, weepy: You don’t need to-] And also F you for messing me up, that was rude of you. [BAD: (crying noises)] You got in my way. Your little fat dumpy. Alright, bye.
BAD, back to normal: GET MUFF-
[he is cut off as punz ends the call. punz laughs.]
