I need it to be understood. Last night my husband showed me that video by saltydkdan. This morning over breakfast he looks at me very seriously and this conversation happens.
Him: So I've been thinking about how you'll resolve the issue of the control collars in your fanfic.
Me: I've already got a plan for—
Him: No, just hear me out. Knuckles breaks into a facility of Eggman’s and he sees a collared alpha in a cage, a monkey...
Him: And there will be a pile of dirt nearby that he can dig into with his shovel claws, and he'll dig up a device with an Eggman insignia on it...
Him: And it says "Collar destruction switch. Press to destroy."
Me, head in my hands, trying not to crack up: .......but what does it do?
Him, completely deadpan: I'm glad you asked, you see—