This is an announcement that I am officially disowning my sister.
So the other night she convinced me to watch Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. It was great, btw.
Al had a cameo because of course he did. Now I recognised him immediately, despite the lack of long hair, mustache, or glasses, because I could pick that man out of a crowd of 2.5 million people within 5 seconds. Katie didn’t recognise him and I had to point him out.
“That’s him, right there.”
“THAT’S Al!? Oh wow, he’s really handsome when he looks normal! I saw him and thought ‘oh that’s a good looking dude’ and didn’t know it was him!”
Anyway, I have a 20 year old younger sister for sale. I will accept payment in the form of neon windbreakers or Pogs (OBO). No holds, shipping available.
