This is an announcement that I am officially disowning my sister.
So the other night she convinced me to watch Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. It was great, btw.
Al had a cameo because of course he did. Now I recognised him immediately, despite the lack of long hair, mustache, or glasses, because I could pick that man out of a crowd of 2.5 million people within 5 seconds. Katie didn’t recognise him and I had to point him out.
“That’s him, right there.”
“THAT’S Al!? Oh wow, he’s really handsome when he looks normal! I saw him and thought ‘oh that’s a good looking dude’ and didn’t know it was him!”
Anyway, I have a 20 year old younger sister for sale. I will accept payment in the form of neon windbreakers or Pogs (OBO). No holds, shipping available.
Fair warning: Spoilers for Chapter 3 under the "read more".
Enjoy ;)
Dialtown headcanons: Norm edition, because this bastard is dear to me now. Not really heavy on spoilers for his route itself, but his existence is kinda(?) a spoiler so I thought I'd at least make somewhat of an attempt.
Also this is part one. Part two is me coming up with ideas for what it'd be like if Gingi and Norm ever actually went to the funfair together.
- Drinks peppermint tea. Really, really strong peppermint tea, that probably tastes like utter pain to anyone else. He has the energy of someone who'd drink black coffee, but I feel like he needs to be kept away from caffeine. This man is already prone to reckless behavior as-is, if you let him drink espresso you'd have a catastrophe on your hands.
- Despite working efficiently with Mingus as the new town sheriff, regularly gets into arguments with her over both important and non-important things. At one point, he carried a spray bottle around and spritzed her throughout the day when she tried to do things that were No Good(tm). Someone had to intervene before another fight to the death started in town hall.
- Somewhat protective of Randy, given his sympathy for him and Randy's own tendency to be easy to harass. At some point, he finds out about the bullshittery that the knife-headed mugger (Stabby? Shooty?) put him through, and likely threatens his life with a string of profanity that would make Gingi proud. They're not close friends, per se, but he's hellbent on keeping people from wrecking Randy's chance to keep improving his life.
- Has, on several occasions, had to be removed from the town bar for getting drunk and trying to play the harmonica. He vehemently denies doing anything of the sort afterwards.
- Definitely knows how to play the banjo. Not well, mind you, but he does.
- Actually pretty fascinated by space, though I doubt he'd get into talking about it with other people easily (the type of conversation that only happens when he really comes to trust someone, I think.) Prone to star-gazing at times, recognizes pretty much all the constellations on-sight, and would definitely spend some of his free time lurking about Dialtown's observatory, if they have one. Always somewhat sad when he does think about space for too long, however- given what happened the last time he was up there.
