I have fallen in love with pathetic, miserable-does-not-want-this-paperwork Xisuma. cherish him. pat his head. he deserves all the hugs. he loves his family so much despite being average at admin-ing. Protecc
life is very hard for him. he needs a blanket and a nap and hot chocolate. and also hopefully for no one at mojang to notice the several hundred inconsistencies, blank sections, and outright lies in the last batch of paperwork he submitted.
(he got to page two, which asked for a list of names and species of everyon the server. which, fine! cleo, zombie- except, hmm, she's got snakes now. gorgon? undead gorgon zombie. sure. doc... doc's a goat creeper, except he's got all those cybernetics, so... there's something in the documentation from mojang about the percentage robotic a player can be before they have to be classed as android, so he'll have to check that. ditto for rendog, who's a nice, straight-forward werewolf otherwise but- oh dear, ren's never actually told him that, despite the ears and the tail on blatant display, and he knows sometimes werwolves and vampires and the like try and keep that sort of stuff off their paperwork, and he doesn't want to mess up rendog's passport app, so maybe just human? maybe just human. and then grian. avian! great, nice and easy and- oh, but he had all those eyes last wednesday when he was talking to the moon in a voice that made xisuma's ears hurt, and he's pretty sure that's not normal avian behaviour. and then pearl, who he thought was a moth last season but now she's got all those little pointy teeth- and mumbo, who's definitely human, but he also eats redstone and lives, so- and then- oh god, and then, joe hills. joe fucking hills-)