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[writingbykris]

💜 - Kevj

What children does your muse have, do they want anymore/any at all? - via @figroleplays

As we all know by now, poor baby DJ used to be what we call, a lesbian. Kids were never in her future back then. And it was never in the cards for her, since she never even thought about getting married. She was going to be a world renowned supermodel and focus all her time on her career. It was never part of the plan. Then again, falling into Kevin Weaselton’s life was never part of the plan either. And even though they look like the picture perfect couple on the outside, but if you ever knew them, they would be the last children you would ever WANT nee expect to have children. However, these two hot messs somehow ended up with not one, not two, but FIVE children. And in a very DJ style, they are all named after fashion inspo: Ralph, Lauren, Coco, Ford and Tiffany.

[writingbykris]

🍫 Johnny

In which ways do they deal with being lovesick?Requested by(?) / for @figroleplays

Johnny is a man of charisma, words, flirtation. So the moment the hot brazilian Jaime came waltzing into that door and grabbed the fake cactus, he knew he would get him hook line and sinker. and what does johnny do? play him. tease him. make him jump. make him his. and that’s what he’s been doing ever since. and still doing, even though he already got him.

[writingbykris]

Johnny and Jaime

this is gonna be mostly on johnny ain’t it lol

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - johnny because he IS naked a lot of the time when jaime and him are alone, let’s be honest hahahhaahforgets to run the dish washer - johnny cause homeboy don’t care about the dishes, he can buy more dishes if he needs to hahahahapumps gas for the car - jaime, because he’s the respobsible one of them, and that is saying something,drives when they’re going somewhere - johnny because he wants to be cool lol and show off his car, though jaime is still taking care of it hahahahahrearranges the furniture - idk but jaime NEEDS to be the one in charge because lord knows what johnny would do if he is in falls asleep with the TV on - johnny does because he is very lazy hahahahah and it’s probably dirty dancing on the tv sorry not sorrygets to use the bathroom first - i feel like neither would care that much ahhaha, though johnny works nights bc homeboy owns a bar so probs jaime hahahadecides the temperature for the ac/heater - they are gonna be that scene from daddy’s home 2 where every five minutes throughout the night sets up holiday decorations - i feel they do that together, and it’s gonna be one latin ass christmas leaves the lights on - johnny, cause he’s a lazy ass and nothing bothers him sozz jaime loluses the bathroom with the door open - johnny, and do you one better, he’s gonna walk in while jaime is in the shower. just take a newspaper in ther with him like “sup”fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) - johnny’s gonna fix it. fix it badly. then jaime is gonna call the plumber.

[writingbykris]

KEVJ

LOL BITCH YASSSS 

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - kevin for sure. dj would never in a million years throw her designers on the floor and im pretty sure kevin would just get naked all the time i mean what? do it to bug dj hahahahahforgets to run the dishwasher - both of them, because what are clean dishes in this marriage? i’d say they would make bb coco do it but hell she would forget too.pumps gas for the car - dj, because she doesn’t trust kevin with anything let alone putting gas in her car.drives when they’re going somewhere - see above lol, cause if she doesn’t trust the gas, like hell she’s gonna let him driverearranges the furniture - dj needs perfect furniture okayyyyyyy???? but like i feel kevin would just push it all into a different place lolfalls asleep with the TV on - both of them cause theyre cute lol, but they would wake up and yell at each other for leaving the tv on lololgets to use the bathroom first - dj because she is a model and kevin owns a bar and works the night shift, he doesn’t need the bathroom first loldecides the temperature for the ac/heater - they gon fight over that shit because dj likes things cold and kevin likes things hot ;Dsets up holiday decorations - the house is gonna be strictly divided into who’s side looks better and poor coco and ford have to choose.leaves the lights on - again both of them but would blame the otheruses the bathroom with the door open - kevin to bug dj lololololol that trollfixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) - they would both call a plumber, but like a different plumber, and argue about which plumber is better

[yagirljoceywrites]

rochelle

married life meme for #rochelle (rowan & michelle).

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: for the most part, neither of them. save for like the rare occasions with rowan.

forgets to run the dish washer: who has time to run the dishwasher when there are banks to be robbed, antiques to be stolen and hell to be raised? but picture rochelle in a shootout with the popo as michelle asks rowan if he ran the dishwasher and he pauses before reluctantly answering ‘no’. so ya, probs rowan. 

pumps gas for the car: rowan cuz he’s the driver in the relationship durh. he’s also the type of hubby to fill up the wifey’s car for her too tho.

drives when they’re going somewhere: again, obvs rowan. anything from dinner dates to being the getaway driver when they rob the louvre. v romantic, i know.

rearranges the furniture: michelle cuz rowan absolutely doesn’t have an opinion on which side of the wall the bed should be on, as long as the bed is big and comfy. obviously he’d do the heavy lifting as michelle instructs him on where to put shit.

falls asleep with the TV on: who has time to watch tv when there are crimes to be committed and illegal money to be made?? either both after a long day of work, or rowan.

gets to use the bathroom first: michelle because rowan couldn’t care less. he grew up with a sister, he knows how the system works.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater: michelle because again, rowan couldn’t care less. if he’s cold, he’ll put on a sweater and if he’s hot, well, who needs clothes? ...now i’m almost positive michelle has turned up the temp at least once so rowan will go around the house shirtless >>

sets up holiday decorations: rowan likes to surprise michelle by having the house decorated when she comes home. and then michelle will have to go around and redo some of it cuz let’s be real, what does rowan know about aesthetics?

leaves the lights on: i mean they’re rich, does it matter who left the lights on? though i feel like both are pretty good about this. rowan may be a criminal, but he cares about the environment.

uses the bathroom with the door open: hands down rowan and he has zero shame about it. sorry michelle, your hubs is a lil bit of a grown frat boy.

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): if rowan can take apart and put back together a car, he can fix some measly plumbing issues. 

[writingbykris]

This is a Chemma Married life ask meme for my baby girl @figroleplays bc she needs a pick me up and chemma picks everyone up!

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - i feel like they’re both pretty good at picking up their shit lol, but probably emma bc she might be too busy and just forget but i dont think charlie would mind either way. forgets to run the dishwasher - again, they are both pretty good at stuff like that hahaha, but again, emma probs bc charlie is hella more efficient at time management than her. pumps gas for the car - whoever has the car lol maybe charlie lol drives when they’re going somewhere - emma would let charlie do that so she could hold his hand hahaha <3 rearranges the furniture - emma, but let’s be real they would do it together hahahaha falls asleep with the TV on - again both of them because they are total cuddle bugs lol but i can see charlie falling asleep on emma’s lap and emma stroking his hair or vice versa and jrbfirfe i need this hahah gets to use the bathroom first - emma cause she’s the girl who needs to get ready at five in the morning lol poor time management skills decides the temperature for the ac/heater - again it could totally go either way. they’re the gushy couple that would be like “no whatever temp you want” to each other lol. they’re so cute i can’t TTATT sets up holiday decorations - constructed by emma but both of them hahaha. one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be the most extra christmas ever. leaves the lights on - i don’t think either of them would care about who left the lights on anyway but again, probs emma. uses the bathroom with the door open - charlie needs to leave the door open . . . so emma can join him in the shower << >> fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) - i think they have the sense that they would probably need to call the plumber in the first place hahahha