#fiireriides

[napuleh]

@fiireriides ha risposto al tuo post ““The average couple has sex eight times a month”. … Tragic.”

Heartbreaking.

I can feel myself becoming more and more depressed as I think about it.

If you don’t cheer me up I might die.

[WOE IS ME] [look at him, hand laid across his brow] [still tryna peep her reaction though]

[bxdtothebxne-blog]

@fiireriides continued from here:

[raises an eyebrow at her] [which she can do] [because unlike SOMEONE she actually has eyebrows] 

Respecting women is absolutely punk rock.

[colmillosafilados]

locus doesn’t play with his birthday presents

[bcvndaries-archive-blog]

@fiireriides

"Yeah, uh. Unfortunately, babe, ain't ya lucky day. No wrestling. You're lucky I'm talkin' to you right now. Bad day."

And with that, his head hits the tabletop (oh ew it's sticky).

[softwiired]

@fiireriides replied to your post: Can we fuck tho or nah?

Oh Simmons. You sweet, naive boy.

I’m really not! I’m actually the very opposite! I am extremely aware of the fact that you’re the head cheerleader and I’m --

[There are so many things he could say but he doesn’t really know where to start?]

I have above average math skills. Advanced, actually. Which is enough to make me the loser in this case.

[pocrpc-archived]

@fiireriides said:

can i? give a shoutout to @napuleh/ @colmillosafilados bc! i love them so much and they have always had my back thru so much shit within the rpc and in general, i could be. wholly unable to put up with any of the nonsense in this community without them around, and they are also a great rp parther and 10/10 best husband

[aconxte-archive]

"Um, Y'know that's...a good question." He's not sure to laugh or take offense, "I'm not sure if anyone trying to...to sleep with me would be considered a furry, I guess it. Depends." @fiireriides 🌖

[shiiimada-blog]

     @fiireriides, my ride or die, liked for a starter 

          [ he’s been staring at this statistics book for like, two hours, and he’s completely not comprehending it ]  [ the adderall didn’t help, he’s gonna have a bitchy chat with his dealer and probably just stick to failing his classes with dignity, because instead of helping him learn he sort of feels like he’s going to climb out of his own fleshy skin suit and start exsanguinating all over the library floor and its patrons ]  [ what would his dad do if he changed majors ] 

          [ anyways, he’s been loudly tapping his pen against his book for like ten minutes and it’s fucking annoying, but he’s not even noticed ]