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y'know those marks on wooden furniture when you set something hot on it with no protection between the wood and the hot thing?
imagine this concept, except the mark is butt shaped and it came from Raj or Eli sitting on something 💀
Raj would probably be like "omg I'm so sorry-"
Meanwhile if it was Eli, he would be like "Y'know, some people would pay good money for that."
somebody: so how's blender going?
me: I have no idea how I did this
comparing hand sizes
when I show my mom my weird art and she says she likes it
shitpost:
what if Eli's last name was Cobb and (he's from the midwest, which is known for corn) growing up he was teased and called corn boy. y'know like. corn cob. ok dumb joke over
some more serious contenders:
Eli Graves
Eli Knight (or McKnight)
Eli Moon
shitpost
Eli is the kind of guy to search "what the fuck is a French press" instead of just saying it the normal way (he also frequently uses voice to text)
Some people: what's the 7th digit of pi, please
Eli: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
