#filer pix

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Do you enjoy organising stuff for Hermaeus Mora?

Of course! I can't think of anything more fun than spending an eternity reading books and figuring out where they should go! Sometimes if I'm lucky, I even get to decide the system we organise them by!

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Opinions on Steve the seeker?

I hate that guy. Honestly, he was so rude! One time, he dared say the way I organise books was...was...INEFFICIENT! In all my millenia of existence, I had never been more insulted in my life! Coukd you imagine?? My methods of organising, inefficient!

*Pix proceeds to go on a long, indignant rant about all the ways he believes his methods of organising to be the most efficient through centuries of trial and error.*

//OOC: This is a Steve the Seeker hate blog /j

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Nah, trust me, you have permission from both the orc that runs the place and Hermaeus Mora.

*Grabs him and drops him in the Arcaneum when no one is there*

Well, I suppose if I have permission, I shall get started right away!

//OOC: You guys are so mean. Urag gro-Shub is going to be so mad. /j

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Are you autism?

No, I am Pix. I don't know if there is a Watchling named Autism, but I can check if you'd like.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

". . . I am starting to understand why Djai likes your kind, miin sunvaar."

The dragon priest motions "cute" in sign language.

( @djai-the-curious )

What?? I am not cute!

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Hugs you

*Pix would hug back, his expression as close to a smile as a creature without a mouth can get.*

[cephalopodic-organiser]

*casts dispel daedra*

*Pix appears back in the Infinite Archive.*

Hm. I suppose they must not need my help anymore.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

"Oh great, now you are getting mortals bothering you." @too-cool-for-scruut

Yes, but I don't really mind. They have been rather nice so far.