Filer Pix

[cephalopodic-organiser]

// OOC Rules

1] No bigotry of any kind. I'm here to do silly RP, not deal with people like that.

2] If I don't like an ask/an ask makes me uncomfortable, I will ignore it. As it can be assumed Filer Pix is an adult watching, I am fine with more risky asks.

3] Will be in character unless specified otherwise in a post. Will indicate this with tags and not writing in green text.

4] If you're also a rp blog, feel free to interact, even if you're not a TES RP blog.

5] Unless specified otherwise, any art posted is by me. My main blog is @saddowthehodgeheg if you want to see any other art I do.

6] DMs will be OOC unless you request otherwise.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Hugs you

*Pix would hug back, his expression as close to a smile as a creature without a mouth can get.*

[cephalopodic-organiser]

*casts dispel daedra*

*Pix appears back in the Infinite Archive.*

Hm. I suppose they must not need my help anymore.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

"Oh great, now you are getting mortals bothering you." @too-cool-for-scruut

Yes, but I don't really mind. They have been rather nice so far.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Nah, trust me, you have permission from both the orc that runs the place and Hermaeus Mora.

*Grabs him and drops him in the Arcaneum when no one is there*

Well, I suppose if I have permission, I shall get started right away!

//OOC: You guys are so mean. Urag gro-Shub is going to be so mad. /j

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Im going to sneak you into the Arcaneum in the College of Witherhold to organise all the books there because it is incredibly unorganised no matter what the guy who runs it says.

I'm not so sure about that. Not only would I not want to encroach on someone else's methods of organising, I doubt Hermaeus Mora would be happy if I left the Archive again without permission.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Opinions on Steve the seeker?

I hate that guy. Honestly, he was so rude! One time, he dared say the way I organise books was...was...INEFFICIENT! In all my millenia of existence, I had never been more insulted in my life! Coukd you imagine?? My methods of organising, inefficient!

*Pix proceeds to go on a long, indignant rant about all the ways he believes his methods of organising to be the most efficient through centuries of trial and error.*

//OOC: This is a Steve the Seeker hate blog /j

[eye-who-sees-all]

Steve was rude at times.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Indeed. I am glad we don't have to deal with him anymore. After all, you dont think my organising methods are inefficient.

...

...right...?

[eye-who-sees-all]

I believe you are sufficiently efficient in your field.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Opinions on Steve the seeker?

I hate that guy. Honestly, he was so rude! One time, he dared say the way I organise books was...was...INEFFICIENT! In all my millenia of existence, I had never been more insulted in my life! Coukd you imagine?? My methods of organising, inefficient!

*Pix proceeds to go on a long, indignant rant about all the ways he believes his methods of organising to be the most efficient through centuries of trial and error.*

//OOC: This is a Steve the Seeker hate blog /j

[eye-who-sees-all]

Steve was rude at times.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Indeed. I am glad we don't have to deal with him anymore. After all, you dont think my organising methods are inefficient.

...

...right...?

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Opinions on Steve the seeker?

I hate that guy. Honestly, he was so rude! One time, he dared say the way I organise books was...was...INEFFICIENT! In all my millenia of existence, I had never been more insulted in my life! Coukd you imagine?? My methods of organising, inefficient!

*Pix proceeds to go on a long, indignant rant about all the ways he believes his methods of organising to be the most efficient through centuries of trial and error.*

//OOC: This is a Steve the Seeker hate blog /j

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Are you autism?

No, I am Pix. I don't know if there is a Watchling named Autism, but I can check if you'd like.

[princeofmadnessandotherthings]

You should make one of Hermaeus Mora's filers try organise a part of the Shivering Isles and watch them go insane trying to categorise pure madness.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

[cephalopodic-organiser]

". . . I am starting to understand why Djai likes your kind, miin sunvaar."

The dragon priest motions "cute" in sign language.

( @djai-the-curious )

What?? I am not cute!

[mechs-n-mazte]

I swear - I got a system with all this shit. You see a pile of cogs and scrap on the floor- I see the location of my "useful shit" pile.

Wanna know what happens if I don't have all my shit right in front of me?

You do not wanna know.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Fun fact! This is technically the butterfly method of the clutterbug system of organisation where items are left in plain view without much focus on neat categorisation or classification based on any particular traits.

[cephalopodic-organiser]

*Later, back in the Infinite Archive, Pix would be excitedly telling a few of the other Filers about what he had seen on his brief trip to Nirn, comparing it to a few of the books there.*

//OOC: Really just wanted to doodle the guy

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Pix, please return to Apocrypha when you are done conversing with Miraak.

@eye-who-sees-all

O-Of course! I shall head back right away!

*Pix would immediately head back. After all, he was unsure of if Hermaeus Mora would be upset with him and didn't want to risk annoying him further if he procrastinated.*

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Do you enjoy organising stuff for Hermaeus Mora?

Of course! I can't think of anything more fun than spending an eternity reading books and figuring out where they should go! Sometimes if I'm lucky, I even get to decide the system we organise them by!

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

[cephalopodic-organiser]

What? Organising things can be extremely fun! And therapeutic too! You should try it sometime.

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Oh believe me I have-both in Apocrypha and on Nirn…..”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Which method of categorising did you use? My personal favourite is hierarchical classification, however I do have a soft spot for chronological classification.

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Hmm. I suppose it depends on what exactly is being sorted. There may have been a few times I purposefully disorganized certain collections….but that’s not worry about anymore!”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Wait, was you?? It used to get on Filer Myx's nerves all the time when things randomly got disorganised for no reason. He assumed it was one of the Seekers not bothering to put research materials back.

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Ah….ha…well perhaps some of it was-likely not all of it…..”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Most likely. After all, the Infinite Archive is well, infinite. It would be impossible for one single Atmoran to create all the disorganisation we find. On top of that it hasn't completely stopped after your departure.

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Ha! Yes, then there’s no need to worry about that then. Say, why are you around here anyways?”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Well...don't tell any of rhe other filers or Master Malkhest, but I rather enjoy coming to Nirn on occasion. It is interesting to see the place first hand as opposed to only reading about it.

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Hmm I suppose that would make sense-a better point of study and observation than what one can receive through pages of times and scripts. I didn’t realize even you all tire of Apocrypha too.”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

What?! I never said I tired of Apocrypha! I was just curious about Nirn is all!

*Pix gestures wildly with his tentacles, not very convincing in the slightest.*

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Uh huh I’m sure,” he replies dryly.

“Well have you heard the recent news regarding Mora?”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

No actually. Filers like myself rarely communicate directly with him. What happened?

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Oh……well your esteemed Herma Mora is engaged so…do with that what you will.”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Really? That is wonderful news!

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“You think so? You have no issue with Hermaeus Mora getting married to an Aedra then?”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

So long as he is happy, I see no issue. Besides, if he gets married, then there is the chance some of his spouse's belongings may end up in Apocrypha which means more things to organise!

[miraak-the-dovahkiin]

“Ahh, well I hope you are able to find new items to sort then.”

[cephalopodic-organiser]

Thank you! And I wish you luck in whatever you are doing!

[cephalopodic-organiser]

I'm going to to tell on you to Hermaeus Mora for leaving the Archive without permission.

Wait! No! Please don't! I don't know how he'll react if he finds out!