who falls asleep on the couch: oh erwin definitely. annie's constantly teasing him about basically being a senior citizen because he falls asleep at like 9 every night.
who wakes up first: annie! in my modern au, she's a kindergarten teacher so she has to be at school super early. sometimes she'll try to wake up erwin, but he's a grump in the mornings.
who cooks the most: i think erwin. they get take out a lot, but when they don't he cooks for annie.
who’s in charge of the tv remote: erwin loves dance moms. that's it.
who takes the longest getting ready: annie does, which is part of the reason she gets up so early.
who takes up most of the bed: they sleep all tangled up in each other, so you can't really tell? but it'd probably be erwin because he's so big.
if/what pets they have: they have a cat!