#filthy headcanons

[bigswitchenergyy]

No thoughts just Arthur fucking Albert against a mirror and murmuring praise in Albert's ear as he makes him watch, hands caressing every inch of skin he can reach, his low voice rumbling in Albert's ear as Albert falls apart on his cock

Sorry not sorry but 2AM has me fucking FERAL lately

[doctorgerth]

I love your blog so muh, I can0t get enough of your writing, it's s amazing. I hope I'm not too early/too late with the headcanons, my timing is usually terrible. If it's ok could you maybe do K from the dirty alphabet for Mihawk+Law+Ace?

You are too sweet, omg 😭❤️ Thank you so much for your kind words! I’m so glad to hear you enjoy my blog, please enjoy your request! x

Mihawk, Law, Ace NSFW Alphabet (K)

Mihawk

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

- Mihawk isn’t a terribly kinky guy, his usual sex is very passionate and sensual, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some spicy additions he likes to add in the bedroom

- lingerie? an absolute sucker for it, the more intricate the design, the better; he loves the darker colors like blacks and reds and purples

- classy lingerie like corsets, garter belts, robes, or chemises always get him going; approach him in a sexy outfit and he won’t be able to keep his hands to himself

- the kinkiest he goes is that he does love to spank his partner; he has a handful of various types of whips stowed away for when he needs to punish his lover

- his ultimate favorite thing is when his lover approaches him while he’s in his chair, admits that they’ve been a bad boy/girl, and proceeds to crawl and bend over in his lap, ready to receive his spankings; he enjoys this probably a little too much

Law

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

- definitely a dominance kink; Law has a thing for being in control so the bedroom is no exception to his domineering personality

- his dominance comes in many forms: sensation play, impact play, orgasm control, bondage, and giving orders/punishments

- a partner who is super submissive always turns him on, but he‘s not against a partner who tries to challenge his control every now and then; it ensues a fight for dominance and that’s sexy as hell to Law

- he wouldn’t admit it, but he enjoys being tied up every now and then; the restrictions piss him off, but usually he’s quick to regain control so it makes for some steamy sex when his partner attempts (and fails) to dominate him

- he’ll also use his powers to his advantage when he’s feeling really kinky, removing some limbs to restrict movement/touching from his partner while he does with their body as he pleases (with permission of course)

Ace

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

- Ace loves to experiment in the bedroom, he finds sex and pleasing his partner an adventure in and of itself, so he’s pretty much always willing to try whatever his partner wants to

- role play is something he finds really enjoyable, especially when he can play the part of a cowboy; he finds people who are really great at role play way too sexy

- though, his role playing isn’t always the sexiest, sometimes he just treats it like play time lol but it’s always fun and leads to some silly, giggly, playful sex which is honestly his favorite

- another kink he enjoys? public sex; the thrill of getting caught banging his partner is something that excites him unlike anything else; it’s such a turn on to see his partner struggling to keep their voice down while he’s hastily fucking them against a wall

- he’s been caught quite a few times in alleys, bathroom stalls, the kitchen (pretty much everywhere on the ship really), and a few other public areas, but he’s never ever ashamed

[doctorgerth]

Sorry, I eas too dumb to mentions a charater. M N and O for Ace please.

You’re fine, love, no worries! Ace sin coming right up! 🔥🖤

Ace NSFW Alphabet (M, N, O)

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

- to get Ace in the mood is fairly easy, as he has a pretty high sex drive

- public teasing, whispering dirty things in his ear, revealing clothing, etc. are all easy and simple ways to get Ace fired up

- he also likes someone to playfully challenge him, testing how far they can go with their teasing him; saying things like “Whatcha gonna do about it, big boy?” Or “Bite me.” will always have him weak in the knees, ready to bury his cock inside them

- but it’s also the simpler things that get him sweating; things like jiggly boobs or long legs crossing themselves or bent over booties; his eyes are quick to fall for the physical features but only because he’s a young, horny guy

- he kinda hates it about himself, but he also gets really turned on by cute, blushy, and innocent people as it makes him want to absolutely destroy their innocence

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- not into heavy bdsm or excessive pain

- he’s also a bit uncomfortable with humiliation play; he doesn’t like calling his lover degrading names and he sure as hell doesn’t want to be degraded himself

- he gets instantly turned off if you call him “daddy” like seriously he doesn’t understand that kink, don’t call him that

- doesn’t enjoy it when you touch or try to play with his nipples, it feels really weird to him

- Ace gets turned off by super serious people in bed since he likes to let loose and just have fun with it; he’s known to be playful and laugh some during sex, so if you’re offended by that, he probably won’t try to come back for more

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

- Ace could care less about preferences on oral, he equally loves giving and receiving

- receiving is a bit of a challenge because he seriously can’t get enough of it, he has a bad habit of choking his s/o from harsh thrusting/accidental deep-throating and he always awkwardly apologizes about it...but it keeps happening lmao

- for receiving oral, Ace also doesn’t give a shit whether he’s standing, sitting, or laying down; he’s getting head and that’s all that matters

- for giving, Ace really loves when his partner sits on his face, having their ass and cunt all over his face makes him absolutely weak; same goes for a male partner, he likes to lay down and have his partner face fuck him

- Ace is a booty grabber so he’ll grab their ass cheeks harshly while he’s eating them out or sucking their dick; might even do some rimming while he’s down there if his partner is comfortable with it

[doctorgerth]

Congratulations on the followers. I'm addicted to everything you write and I'm sure it's the same for everyone else, so the numbers will probably double by next week or next month :P If it hasn't been asked yet, can you do D I M for Mihawk from the wonderful NSFW alphabet?

AHH THANK YOU! I’m currently at like 442 followers now and I just cannot believe it, you all are so amazing to put up with a silly loser like me 😭 More Mihawk sin, I love it! Enjoy 🦇🖤

Mihawk NSFW Alphabet (D, I, M)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- Mihawk totally has a sex room in his castle

- ok yes, he usually prefers to have romantic sexy time in the sanctity of his bedroom, but the idea of a sex room for when he and his partner are trying to explore their kinkier sides? definitely a turn on so he went for it

- truth be told there’s not much in there at the moment, just his whips, a futon, a table, and some restraints

- when he’s not spanking his partner in his chair, he’ll usually bring them down to the sex room, strap them down on the table and spank them till they’ve learned their lesson

- but it’s also a private room where he can touch himself freely if he’s single or if his partner is away for some time; he’s got a room for everything in the castle, so having a room for sexy things just makes sense to him

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

- Mihawk is definitely romantic, passionate, and sensual when sexy time comes

- sex doesn’t happen as much as he’d like (whether he’s busy with training or off doing warlord things) so he tries to make the moment special when he gets the chance to make love to his partner; dim lighting, roses, even some music all wait for his lover when he’s getting ready to woo them

- he’s very touchy during sex, wanting his fingers to touch every bit of their skin so as to feel close to them during the moment; he’s always reaching to hold their hand while he loves on them

- he’s also very attentive during intimacy, the eye contact is pretty heavy as he watches his lover’s every move, every facial expression, every reaction to how he’s making them feel

- now, though sex with Mihawk is truly passionate and sensual, he can definitely get a bit kinky; when he’s punishing his partner, he’ll spank them with one of his various whips, perhaps getting a little rougher than usual with his ministrations, but he’ll rub and soothe the pain away afterwards with some gentle love making

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

- as I mentioned before, Mihawk definitely has a thing for classy lingerie; approach him in some intricate, sexy undergarments and he’s ready to devour you

- furthermore on clothes, Mihawk loves to see his lover in some classy, elegant clothing (suits, dresses, heels, all the like)

- they just look so beautiful but he can’t stop himself from wanting to undress them right then and there

- I guess I should’ve mentioned he kinda has a clothing kink?? because Mihawk also shamefully gets turned on when his partner wears his hat; they look so cute but dirty thoughts always fill his head, imagining making sweet love to them while they wear his hat

- he doesn’t ever ask for it, but he also really loves to hear his partner beg for his cock; their neediness and intense desire for him just fuels his ego and makes him want to pleasure them until they’re completely satisfied

[mosylufanfic]

That was better worded before the character limit got me, but you get the idea. Though idk if it's funnier if it's "never have I ever had inappropriate thoughts about my coworker" actually it'd be better if iris said it. Barry and patty were a thing.

Honestly what would be funniest if someone like Harry said it and evvvvverybody takes a shot.

Even Iris.

Even Jessie.

Even Joe.

NOBODY is meeting anybody’s eyes.