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[florian-bigge]

"With my fishy flaps now much like a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start probing my soft tight anus. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a toilet twinkie, I wondered? By now, my south mouth was haemorrhaging like a rabid dog. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down under still frothing. I thought it was over but his cheese-crusted cock had other ideas. The pounding makes me flood my minge monsoon all over his love muscle. It was bliss having his washington monument stuffed inside me again; stuffing my kipper dinghy with my fist just didn't get my south mouth spattering like it used to."

[they-call-me-marlon]

With my velcro triangle now much like badly battered road kill, he thought it was time to start probing my other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? There was penis pudding dribbling from his Vince cable and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. He cut a giant sewer trout on my mammaries just so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy flowing from my brown eye and all over my velcro triangle. The mixture of colon cobra and steamin' semen in my soft tight anus created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.

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[reductosshrinkgun]

He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his long-dong silver soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With his greasy kebab skewer pounding deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. My cock holster was trembling like a rat on acid. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my clearing in the woods got me spouting flange custard faster than snot off a whip.

I'm trying so hard to not go into cardiac arrest over this. Bless everyone who made this happen. My life will never, ever be the same.

[hsuoring]

Fifty Shades of Grey Translation

"The pounding makes me pour my spaff all over his greasy kebab skewer. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. There was penis pudding dribbling from his timed slimer and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. My one slice toaster was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. With his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus hammering deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of his meaty member smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog."

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[hipsterflavoredpoptarts]

"The unrelenting orgasms from his tenderloin truncheon thrusting my enchilada of love made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. After having my cod crater pounded, he then proceeded to hammer my old dirt road. The hammering makes me spray my minge monsoon all over his spam dagger. I can't wait to suck the steamin' semen from his washington monument. By now, my shame portal was frothing like a slavering dog."