@finalcuts: “ i always get yanked into this shit. ” (from Archie!)
inbox content: texas! chainsaw! starters!
"yeah, that’s kind of the impression i’m getting,” why, at the end of the day, is it always a circle of teenagers that have to save the day? then again, one could ask — why was it up to a serial killer’s daughter, a today show host, and the unluckiest final girl to stop two murderers? some things stay the same, no matter what coast you’re on. “kid, maybe you should sit this one out, alright? you’re seventeen — you should should be thinking about college and who you’re going to ask to prom.” she’s such a hypocrite: sam herself never went to her senior prom nor college.
“just tell me one thing first,” she leans in, voice slightly lowering, “... did you really get attacked by a fucking bear? i thought your friend with the beanie was joking.”












