A fairy walk into a bar
AU where Uri is just a normal fucking cat. No flames, not a box animal, not sentient nor magic to any extent. Just a finicky, moody cat. Gokudera loves her to death and if he had the choice he would take her everywhere, not that she really likes being held.
Uri is a Bengal, and extremely active to boot.
She likes playing a game called “bite gokudera’s ankles and chase him around his apartment”. Gokudera does not like this game.
She likes string toys but also likes to chew on cardboard, gokudera, and hair ties
Gokudera addresses her as “his shitty cat” to most people. It’s affectionate
Tsuna is allowed to cat sit. Yamamoto is not.
A non-exhaustive list of people who are banned from cat sitting Uri: Lambo, Yamamoto, Hibari, Mukuro, Ryohei, Kyoko, the entirety of Namimori Middle school, Fon, Verde, half of the vongola family, Bianchi
If Gokudera gets up from a spot on his couch, bed, or chair, he can guarantee that when he goes to sit back down, Uri will have stolen it.
Gokudera rarely hears her purr, one of the only times she’s done so was when he was sick with the flu. She sat on his chest and purred, trying to make him feel better.