#khr au

[gaysgrave]

A small baby knocks on your door. You get a strange feeling in your gut.

More khr x ninah au 1, 2, 3

[hopeswriting]

I think about that writing prompt about a hero ending up in the villains' group chat i reblogged back then sometimes. How i immediately felt like having tsuna in the hero's role, and then very predictably paired him up with the arcos as the villains lol. I'm not sorry about it. <3

So there's tsuna who isn't actually a hero but a nobody civilian, who first thinks this is someone playing a prank on him because no way he just got added to the actual group chat of one of the most notorious group of villains in the world. Tsuna who goes from "um, hi? Can i help you?" But then never actually gets to "i think there was some kind of mistake here" because the arcos are a bunch of yappers.

And at some point between "who the fuck is that?" "Is he one of you guys' underlings?" "Since when are we adding underlings to this group chat?" "Why don't you just hold a press conference to reveal all of our most sensitive information on live tv while you're at it, skull?", skull goes "i added him on purpose!!!" You know, like a liar. He IS the one who added tsuna, and judging by the others' reactions, he clearly wasn't meant to, but he doesn't remember why the hell it was on his to-do-list to do then?? Also the guy's profile picture and name don't even ring any fucking bell. Wait, was he supposed to add him to his underlings' group chat instead?? Ugh, whatever!!!

(Did tsuna... apply to become a group of villains' underling? He doesn't remember that.)

"What purpose?" The arcos continue to yap. "Aren't we always bitching about how nobody ever reads what the others have to say on here??" Skull says. "Well, there you have it! He can keep track of it and let us know of the important things!"

(Did tsuna... apply for this specific position as an underling?? He doesn't remember that either.)

"Why the fuck are you deciding that on your own?" Tsuna reads with a steadily increasing ominous feeling, because these guys sure seem to take this prank very seriously. "Is he even trustworthy?" "Haven't you guys ever heard of a trial period?" Skull defends. "And WHERE is he gonna let us know of those important things again??" They ignore him. "In the same group chat we never read???" "YOU'RE READING IT RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU???? FUCK YOU--"

"I actually already have a job, so..." Tsuna says, to which the arcos instantly go off on him because "why the fuck did you apply then???" And also "so???" Skull says, because his reputation is on the line here. "Just quit???"

(Did Tsuna really apply to this job, though? He guesses he must have, right? But did he really, though?

For the life of him, he really just can't remember.)

"Well, i kind of need the money, so..." He tries again, and feels himself lose 3 years of his life when they all go silent for a bit.

"You think we make our underlings work for free??" They start talking again all at the same time. "YOU THINK I DON'T PAY MY UNDERLINGS THE JUST SALARY FOR THEIR WORK????" Skull says, outraged. "PLUS ALL THE BENEFITS MIND YOU," he adds, because the FUCK does tsuna take him for???? "Well, i guess he at least won't have any problems saying the things he wants to say to us," reborn says.

"Well," tsuna keeps typing in a momentary lapse of sanity, "how much are we talking about...?"

"What do you mean how much?" The arcos keep yapping. "Didn't you read the contract?" "Didn't skull make you one?" "YES I DID," skull lies. ("THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE WHEN I SENT IT THE FIRST TIME," he keeps lying in tsuna's dms. "I'LL SEND IT AGAIN SOON.") "Do you just commit to things you don't know about?" "Are you stupid?", meanwhile skull sends in the group chat ten times the amount he usually offers, just to make sure to get one over the other arcos about how he's the one paying his underlings the most.

And, well. It sure IS more than what tsuna's current job pays him. Plus all the benefits?

"Am i really talking to the real arcobaleno?" He finally brings himself to ask before the offered money can make him lose all sense of self-preservation.

"Is your current job being a comedian?" Is the first answer he gets. "LMAO" "Whose dumbfuck wannabe villains out there would dare to use our names, let alone pretend to be us?" "Do we have to go on a purge again and remind everyone why they shouldn't do that?"

"Please don't," tsuna quickly types and sends in dawning and horrifying realization.

Is this really happening? Are they really the arcobaleno? 

They sure act like it.

"Don't tell us what to do." "Who the fuck asked for your opinion?"

"I won't kill anyone," tsuna takes the opportunity to say while they're on the subject. "And would like to be the least involved possible in any of your killings. Or crimes in general," he adds as an afterthought.

To which the arcos instantly go off on him again because "But YOU applied to work with US????" "Why the fuck keeping track of a group chat would involve you killing anyone??" "Who is it you're saying you'd have to kill? One of us?"

Tsuna feels himself lose 5 years of his life as he looks at the last message in horror, and then another 10 years when they all go dead silent again.

Oh god. He didn't fucking say that???? Oh fuck.

Is he dead? Are they gonna track him down and kill him?

Are they gonna kill him without even granting him his trial period even when he's apparently crazy enough to actually consider accepting the job?

"Where the hell do you even find these people, skull?" They eventually start yapping again, and tsuna starts breathing again. "You let your underlings talk to you like that?" "At least MY underlings actually TALK to me like the fellow human being i am" "debatable" "and you're proud of it?" "It's because even them can tell you're a fucking pushover lmao" "all of you shut the hell up. Does anyone actually have something important to say? Otherwise i'm out of here" "good fucking riddance," skull says. "Tsunayoshi, is it?"

"Yes, but you can just call me tsuna," he says, because what else is even there to say?

"As long as i don't have to hear directly from these guys ever again, i'll even pay you a million dollars a month"

"Haha," he says, because it feels like the correct thing to say.

"Oh, was that funny to you?" Reborn says, because of fucking course he does lmao.

And already, tsuna can see his shortened lifespan (in spirit) flash before his eyes.

(edit: i wrote more in the notes if you want!)

[aliyme]

Combining two of my hyperfixations as of right now

Just for funsies, I don’t think I would make it a proper au

[mildewewe]

Khr au something something the guardians are trying to runaway from the crime life and set up a flower shop as per fuuta's safest cover rankings and meets the cutest, nicest pierced up boy they've ever seen and he works at the tattoo shop across the street. He's babysitting a kid who wears cow onesies, his brother is the clumsiest tattoo artist to ever exist and their foster dad has most definitely killed someone before and is very possibly having under-the-table transactions at their front register. How does one (or 6) go about befriending this piercer without Reborn putting a needle between their eyes???

[frog-with-no-therapy]

You ever wonder what kind of disaster that would fall upon the world if the previous acrobaleno’s trail failed? Like what would happen if the pacifiers got damaged, especially the sun one? I imagine it would be a very cold world to live in

This is just a fun AU I came up with a few months ago and then completely forgot about it till I read the news about a possible anime continuation for KHR (do NOT fall for this again guys, let’s wait for more official info ok?? They can’t keep getting us this way guys we are smarter than this)

[boyfailuretsuna]

I am cringe but I am free (talk to me about tsuna twin fics)

[rakubalka]

Skull has a habit of randomly traveling places, he has definitely landed in Japan somewhere.

Skull accidentally lands in Namimori and now he has two children in his airship. Where did the kids come from? No one knows. it’s not his fault! The boy “my names Tsuna” hadn’t even fought him when Skull had picked him up and brought him inside the ship to get a scrapped knee cleaned. The other one followed not far behind and also didn’t show any sign of discomfort with the situation.

but then he got distracted, and his instincts demanded he take off and find somewhere new and now he had two kids in his airship and Neither of them Knew the town they came from.

He gave them a phone to contact their parents but only Takeshi knew a number to call! At least his father didn’t sound too upset.

Though what was that about “trying to not upset the Cloud” he is a very well behaved person than you very much!

Well guess Skull is an uncle now

It could honestly be worse

And if the kids become part of his territory is no one's business but theirs

And what if Tsuna learned how to drive a bike at 200 km/h before he learned how to use calculus and Takeshi learned how to hit people with a bat just hard enough to knock them unconscious but not enough cause severe brain damage before he was 10

It's all very useful life skills I'd you ask Skull

And if he had to find a way to keep them from failing their years while homeschooling them it's his and Tsuyoshi's business

He did have to give them some breathing room at around their middle school age

So they got unrolled into Namimori middle School with Takeshi being given full premison to bonk people down to the nurse office if they bully Tsuna and to continue doing so until they learn their lesson . And for Tsuna to make Takeshi's baseball team doesn't take advantage of him because of how good he is in the game , if the need to have a "experience" happen to them to learn their lesson then it's worth it

Then Skull learned that Reborn is not only going in Namimori but is after one of HIS kids and to put him in the blood soaked seat of Vongola against Tsuna's will

Reborn is gonna learn why as kind and well behaved as Skull is he is still a Cloud The Strongest Cloud

[niobeaz]

So in this AU I mixed Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Hazbin Hotel for some fun HellRadio shenanigans!

In this AU, Lilith is a Misty Sky, Lucifer is a Rainy Sun, and Alastor is a Misty Cloud.

Sephira and Kawahira are Nephilim or some other angelic beings who weren't supposed to interfere with humanity, but thought it would be fun to give them access to Flames. Flames are based on Grace, so Flame users have been gradually getting weaker as they get further away from any source of Grace, but angels making Nephilim can revitalize the Flames of humanity.

Angels were not supposed to activate their Flames as they were an offshoot of Grace, so weren't told about them, but Lucifer's Fall activated his. As he fell, his Grace burned away (it later regenerated but for the time it burned away), and he was so desperate to save Lilith he activated his Sun Flames to heal her and create Hell. Since Sun Flames are yellow/goldish, and his magic/Grace is gold, he never realized he was using something different.

Lilith and Lucifer bonded but don't know it cuz they don't know about Flames, but this is partly why Lilith's voice can inspire Sinners, she's channeling both the Harmony of her Sky Flames and the mind bending of her Mist Flames.

Part of the reason for Lucifer's depression is that he lost access to his Sky and the Rainy tendencies compounded everything else. It is also why he remains so passive most of the time, he is subconsciously using his Rain Flames on himself.

Charlie is a Sunny Sky, getting the best qualities of both parents, but also gained the bulldozing quality of Sun Flames, and the need to be in charge of Sky Flames. Because she never learned to control them, the instincts that come with them can control her more often when she's very emotional (thus why she refused to listen to others when Vox was attacking her and the hotel).

Alastor learned about Flames from his mother, along with his magic, and became one of the most powerful but subtle Cloud Flame users. His Mist Flames were likely the only reason he never snapped at the racist/classist/asshole people in life in public, as putting on a show was able to soothe him, and his hunting took care of the rest. He tends towards having people as his territory, which annoys him a lot due to his low empathy, and hate of touch. This is why Mimzy gets away with so much, until she threatens the hotel, which could cause him to break the deal with Rosie, which could lose him his soul permanently. With Vox, the offer to bind himself to someone with little chance of retaining his freedom caused any chance of Vox remaining part of his territory to vanish, though he still holds some fondness which is why Vox has lived this far (Alastor likens it to an old book that you know realize has bad themes/writing, but still brings some nostalgia).

Alastor recognizes Lucifer's Rainy tendencies but assumes he knows and just is allowing those tendencies to reign over him, which is seen in the Flame community as being out of control, so that heightens Alastor's disdain for Lucifer.

Since Clouds are the "protectors" of the group, he feels obligated to help Lucifer after Vox loses his marbles, and the Hotel group has started to be his territory, so even if he dislikes one of them he still feels the need to help them (doesn't mean he's nice about it). He drags Lucifer back to the hotel after he escapes Lilith's Might, and sets about cleaning his wounds.

Now, Suns are able to heal angelic steel wounds almost instantly, but Lucifer's wounds aren't healing all that fast, leading Alastor to ask why Lucifer isn't healing his wounds. Alastor then realizes Lucifer doesn't know about Flames and definitely has a moment where he's like "I am the only smart one in this entire hotel".

Feeling very superior to Lucifer, Alastor magnanimously explains Flames (for the low low price of healing his wound from Adam).

When Lilith comes back, Alastor recognizes the Sky bond, and realizes why Lucifer has been so depressed. As he has grown slightly fond of Lucifer (look the guy's reactions are funny! No other reason...) Alastor educates Lilith and Lucifer in Flame usage and culture, but never one to waste an opportunity, he makes a deal with them that in return he gets named Executioner and gains powers relating to it.

The way he casually breaks "practical" limitations attracts Lucifer (the bayou, killing Sinners permanently without Angelic steel, etc) and the way he twists things and is so into freedom attracts Lilith, so they start to court him as an Element for Lilith's Sky, and in the process actually fall in love with him.

The fact that both Lucifer and Lilith greatly respect Alastor's freedom and are willing to let him continue his fun means he actually accepts the Sky bond and while it takes a few years, he eventually agrees to a romantic relationship as well.

Other characters' Flames:

Vaggi is a Lightning

Angel Dust is Sun

Husk is a Rain

Niffty is a Lightning

Vox is a Lightning/Storm

Valentino is a Mist

Velvette is a Mist

Emily is a Sun

Sera is a Storm

Abel is a Rain

Lute is a Storm

Adam was a Lightning Sky

Cherri is a Storm

Sir Pentious is a Lightning

Rosie is a Sky maybe? She kept trying to bond with Alastor but didn't work as she literally was keeping him from freedom even if he did make the deal.