✩ for spence (~:
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?: emma, hoe gets way too emotional too quicklyWho threatens to leave but never actually does?: now? emma. later? spenceR AND NOW IM SAD Who actually keeps their word and leaves?: neither lmaoWho trashes the house?: .. . . . spencer n he needs to cLEAN UP Do either of them get physical?: neither of them would step on a laDYBUG why would they hurt each other How often do they argue/disagree?: idk probably not much if eVEr n if they do it’s always over dumb stuff n lasts abt five secondsWho is the first to apologise?: they’re both probably falling over one another to say sorry first
Sex: IM TWELVE BUT ; )
Who is on top?: hiM tHE spence man. . . . . idk Who is on the bottom? ^^^Who has the strangest desires?: .. . . neither i bet they’re like BUNNIEs . .. . but vANILLA bunnies Any kinks?: tell me abt spencer’s issues ; )Who’s dominant in bed?: spencer what a HOE but ( tris voice ) taco is a good safe wordIs head ever in the equation?: . . . . .. idk porBABLY dont ask me i listen to my friends talk abt blowjobs too often.If so, who is better at performing it?: . . . . .idkf prolly him ; )Ever had sex in public?: . .. . noWho moans the most?: ... . . .IDK Who leaves the most marks?: sPENCER dont ask me why he just dEOS Who screams the loudest?: ...wELL i bet bOTH of them r hecka loud n it’s like shut UP Who is the more experienced of the two?: ( u voice ) i’ve decided two or more ... so basically since she’s only ever been w the ickey hIMDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: make love even when she’s being fAKE she still ( chick from mean girls voice ) has a lot of feelings Rough or soft?: soft af wTF is wrong w them How long do they usually last?: . . . . . . longer than his MASSIVE SCHLONG Is protection used?: the only protection in valdez is the department Does it ever get boring?: idk man i’vE NEVER done the diddly how easy does it get boring Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: ... . . . idKF i wAS GONNA SAY mayb at work but liek . . .. . . he wORKS W KIDS AND SHE WORKS W FOOD THEY ARENT ANIMALS
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: now . .. . emma does not stAn having children bc . ... it’s dangerous in the apocalypse!1!11 but au!them both love kids so . . . . . If so, how many children do your muses want/have?: twenty seven thousand they’d be like the duggars minus the sexual assault and judgement (that or one and they’d spoil the shit out of it)Who is the favorite parent?: both of them r laME af n embarassing little emma n spencer jr hate them bothWho is the authoritative parent?: neither both of them r LOSERS w no backbone ; )Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: both but bc spencer is prolly ten times smarter than her so she’d be like PSH WHO NEEDS SCHOOL MATH IS DUMB n spencer would be like emma that’s not why we’re home Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: i have a feeling both of them are entirely convinced u can live off popcorn and cotton candy DONT LET THEM BE PARENTSWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: lisTNE . .. both of them. . . .would show up to every evENT . .. . and maKE SIGNS or some shit i hate this Who goes to parent teacher interviews?: emma, spencer is too busy being a DORKWho changes the diapers?: b a man and smell the poo spencERWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?: both , but prolly emma more oftenWho spends the most time with the children?: bOTH of them Who packs their lunch boxes?: spencer bc would emma CANT COOK eVEN THO SHE’S IN RATIONS WTF Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: . . . .. maybe they’d invite tris or lumen or gramma cow over to continue the legacy that was started on emma #noteethforbabyspemcaWho cleans up after the kids?: emma would clean up legit messes but toys n books n stuff would stay on the floor ntil spencer steps on a lego and DIES Who worries the most?: emma . .. she is a nervous wreck ABT EVERYHTING Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: . . . . . eITHEr tbh i feel like spencer would let minor ones slip more often and then like once a year emma will accidentally swear a worse one in front of them n they’ll repeat it to their teacher or smthn
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?: both ; )Who is the little spoon?: she is smol, he is tolWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: . . . . . IDEK they prob r v private abt lit “ “ “ “naughty “ “ “ “ stuff but are all over each other until ppl vomit in public Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: um u added ‘do i wanna know’ to their playlist ... .. .. ( arctic monkeys voice ) i am constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you SO BAICALLYLY How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: infinity they’re both like 2 pounds it’s not like they generate body heatWho gives the most kisses?: spENCER what a dumb assWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity?: being DUMBWhere is their favourite place to cuddle?: evERYTWHERe i hate themWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? How often do they get time to themselves?
Sleeping:
Who snores?: HIm but dont worry she thinks it’s ~endearing~If both do, who snores the loudest?: ^Do they share a bed or sleep separately?: share ; ) once they’re a thING ofc not now but . ... .. once it happENSIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: cozy, like i said these skinny fucks probably don’t generate any body heat they probably snuggle always w like ten blankets Who talks in their sleep?: emma n she prolly says dUMB shit too n spencer makes dumb jokes abt it idkdkdjdWhat do they wear to bed?: pajamas i bet these DUMBFUCKS have like . . .. matching pjs or she wears his clothes :’)Are either of your muses insomniacs?: emma doeSN’t sleep as much as he does but . . . neither of them r insomniacs Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: prolly Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVe 2 SAY CUDDLES R A REAL AND SERIOUS THING IM GONNA VOMITWho wakes up with bed hair?: both of them have the mESSIESt fluffiest hair when they wake up fighT ME Who wakes up first?: spencwhore Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: neither she sleeps until he mAKES her get up and then refuses to have crumbs in the bed What is their favourite sleeping position?: . . .. together ; )Who hogs the sheets?: emma what a SLUTDo they set an alarm each night?: nahCan a television be found in their bedroom?: ???Who has nightmares?: emma :’(Who has ridiculous dreams?: spencer he always tells them to and emma isn’t entirely sure if he’s making them up for comic effect or notWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? : sPENCER Who makes the bed?: neither of them caRe What time is bed time?: whenever they fall asleep who tf has bed timeAny routines/rituals before bed?: ( me voice ) cuddlesWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: neither are morning ppl
Work:
Who is the busiest? boTHWho rakes in the highest income?: ration card competitions are REAL Are any of your muses unemployed?: nahWho takes the most sick days?: emma wouldn’t stop working when her boss told her n he’s too puRE neither of them Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: both how can u be prompt in the apocalypseWho sucks up to their boss?: neither bc emma already knOWS hers and im p sure spencer would be scared of his he’s a tough doodWhat are their jobs?: rations and supervisors Who stresses the most?: emmaDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: emma loved protection n hates rations bc she feels USELESS there but she’s too scared abt whaT hapepned to go back rip her happiness .... n spencer LOVES kids ok he’s on top of the world Are your muses financially stable?: is anyone
Home:
Who does the washing? emmaWho takes out the trash? spencerWho does the ironing?: im p sure nether of them know what an iron is Who does the cooking?: neITHEr lit she’s the worst @ her jobWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: IMAGINE this they’re trying to cook together n it’s rlly cute untiL THEY SET SOMETHING ON FIRE Who is messier?: both of them they’re dISASTERSWho leaves the toilet roll empty?: spenceWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: both of them Who forgets to flush the toilet?: neither they’re messy not disASTERSWho is the prankster around the house? spencerWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: both of them ??? they’re such HOES Who mows the lawn?: neitherWho answers the telephone?: if they HAD ONE emma wouldWho does the vacuuming?: emmaWho does the groceries?: spencer if they couldWho takes the longest to shower?: emma girls always do im sexistWho spends the most time in the bathroom? spencer
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? there is no moneyHow many cars do they own?: nonEDo they own their home or do they rent?: own Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: coastDo they live in the city or in the country? : a townDo they enjoy their surroundings?: idkWhat’s their song?: near to you by a fine frenzy STAB ME What do they do when they’re away from each other?: iDKWhere did they first meet?: . .. . valdezHow did they first meet?: wELL .... he prolly was bein a dumbass and she was like friendship! Who spends the most money when out shopping?: if money was a thing @ spencerWho’s more likely to flash their assets?: neithER OMGWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? emma always asked if he’s ok while laughing her ass offAny mental issues?: -side eyes emma-Who’s terrified of bugs?: boTH what fuckn nERDSWho kills the spiders around the house?: they burn the house Their favourite place?: . . . . idkWho pays the bills? dis dikDo they have any fears for their future?: death Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: spencer is more likely to try and FAILWho uses up all of the hot water? spencer what an idiotWho’s the tallest? : // spencwhore Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: spencer needs 2 notWho wanders around in their underwear?: spencerWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: both what IDIOTSWhat do they tease each other about?: everything EVER Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?Do they have mutual friends? pROLLY idfkWho crushed first?: spencerAny alcohol or substance related problems? nahWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: emmA afWho swears the most? spencER