#finding bigfoot

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Did you know that Bigfoot has a sweet tooth??

Everyone's favorite hazelnut cocoa spread may have solved a cryptoozological mystery, and we've got the evidence! In this episode, we investigate the tastiest Bigfoot trap ever, uncover a Hollywood yeti smuggling ring, and hear the true tale of a trick-or-treating Sasquatch. Plus, the gang visits Cliff Barackman's North American Bigfoot Center, we recount our scariest Sasquatch encounter in the hills of West Virginia, and Greg has a snack attack.

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My toxic trait is thinking I could fix any bad movie if given the power such as Slender Man (2018). Rather than doing whatever happened in that movie, I would do Grave Encounters meets Finding Bigfoot/Expedition Bigfoot (and maybe some EverymanHYBRID as a treat). If you haven't seen any of the things listed above the pitch would be:

A documentary attempt to uncover what really happened to the popular cast of a TLC Bigfoot Hunting TV Show after their sudden disappearance while filming the season final of the show. The documentary crew finds footage of the cast faking proof of Bigfoot however within this footage they find other odd things notes that none of the cast claim to have written, markings on trees, pretty much anything not Bigfoot-related but rather Slenderman-related. Rinse // Repeat till the whole cast is dead. Then end it on a cliffhanger of one of the cast members being alive despite footage early very clearly showing his head being detached from his body and now he wants to tell his story to the documentary crew.

TL:DR Middle Age Rednecks vs Slenderman told in the style of Grave Encounters

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"I've been tracking sasquatches for 25 years."

Fanart of that one show I like with no fandom.

Me presenting this art to all the people that follow me for Ghostbusters:

Reference image:

[biglisbonnews]

The cryptid complications of Wikipedia's editing policies This is (apparently) a great war simmering between Wikipedia editors and cryptid hunters. Cryptid enthusiasts, such as those who haunt r/Cryptozoology, accuse the open-source information website of being biased against their beloved beasts, dismissing such things as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster with pejorative descriptors of "pseudoscience" (Or, worse — "folklore"). — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/02/22/the-cryptid-complications-of-wikipedias-editing-policies.html

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When I was kid I saw an episode of a Bigfoot show where they explain how they walk through like a model and said that it was impossible for a human to walk that way and I took it upon myself to teach myself how to walk like that and now I walk funny in heels.

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finding bigfoot anime

[coolbeesbro]

Finding Bigfoot

Yo! Catch me moving to Oklahoma to find Bigfoot. Before you ask, I don’t give a shit about the bounty. Bigfoot is out there, I just know it. And If Bigfoot is in Oklahoma, with the bounty that high, some jackass will no doubt shoot them, and after all this time, Bigfoot deserves better.

And picture this. Me, a five foot 1 1/2 inch skinny twink of a man, pulling up to a red light at an intersection in my tiny little 2012 Hundau Elantra, with a massive Bigfoot just crammed in the back seat with it’s legs hanging out. 

And I guess you wondering, “Now Charlie, won’t you get pulled over for endangerment of a passenger?”

My answer is, “Oh absolutely.” Like can you imagine the comedy gold that would come from getting pulled over with a Bigfoot in your car??? Can you just imagine it for a hot minute?????

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”

“Would it be the left tail light that’s out?”

“Uhh, yeah no. Your passenger needs to keep their limbs in the vehicle while it’s in motion.” Then he looks in the back of the car, “Ahh, what do we have here?”

“Oh that’s just my child.”

“Your child?”

“Yeah.”

A moment of silence passes between the me and the officer.

“Don’t worry, sir, they’re just a furry.”