#finediningforhobos

[jambandit]

finediningforhobos replied to your photo:i need to find sad splinters im giving this to...

I believe you get sad splinters from breaking wooden keep doors.

yeee I looked it up and now I gotta find doors to break

[vladimirmasters]

I feel so dumb; I know I saw you at RTX, but I didn't put two and two together!

aww its fine im told i look different in person than in pictures

[pfaerie]

finediningforhobos replied to your photoset: And now I’m done! Achievement Hunter Valentines...

Oh my grapes, you perfect being!

eee ty! AH valentines needed to happen eheheee

[taypurr]

This is gustav, I'm here to tell you how we'd "Get it on". First you would, fully clothed, get in a large pool. I would stand at the edge of the pool and throw bits of bread at you and you would eat them like a duck. That is how I mate.

Jesus quacking Christ.

[baraharem]

Hiya! Sorry you have a headache.

[taypurr]

I am the booty, / Something wicked this way comes, / It's diarrhea.

You're sick.

[unbadgr]

I would ship you with genderbent!Chell , even though I wish he'd notice me.

[pacificwitch]

finediningforhobos replied to your post: There’s a gigantic spider somewhere under my desk...

Get Mike to squish it.

nah, it's okay, I squeeshed it with my computer tower...