Lord Of The Spookyverse

31. they/them. flay me open and cut my soul 

[mortallyclassypizza]

New fromsoft level up maiden you gotta bite her neck to level up and she moans a little

[great-and-small]

Texting the ecologist friend after she gave birth to ask “on a scale of kangaroo to spotted hyena how bad was it”

[alterac]

Hold on I need to look something up.

[talesfromtreatment]

You are going to regret that. My preemptive condolences.

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[scribblewise]

[taypurr]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

OOOOUGGGHHH

[cheddar-baby]

*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

[deeps-repus]

These pickled onions ain't shit

Me 5 minutes later:

[incisedwound]

[tosety]

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

Bumps your ankle

[ornerycrab]

Strapped to the anti-masturbation crucifix like some kind of gotdamn cum dracula

[droolfang]

you ever suddenly have to get something out of ur system

[queer-assthetic]

im

[queer-assthetic]

#obligated to reblog limmy on my dash but op why didn’t you post the whole rest of the clip!!!

ur so right

[moonlitlillypop]

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[sapphling]

ASMR really is embarrassing like sorry for shivering and shuddering and writhing around on my floor because you said something too close to the side of my head i have pervert ear syndrome and there's no cure. you can kill me if you want

[lemonsweet]

[taypurr]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

God...

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[gammelgaedda]

Chat is this anything