#finity rambles

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Bro I was out here thinking Ghostblade would have this tragic ass backstory to explain why he was a silent assassin and it turns out he’s just an autistic edgelord. Fuckin hilarious

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Aizawa reincarnated as Sasuke. He gets his quirk at four, the Uchiha think it's a brand new sharingan that interrupts chakra flow. Nobody knows why he activated it. Itachi probably blames himself because he would.

After the Massacre, Sasuzawa would conduct a personal investigation into the events. Maybe he didn't totally "wake up" to his old memories until after, so he hadn't completely descifered what was going on around him until after Itachi restarted his brain via Tsukuyomi trauma. But he would smell a dead rat after he wakes up to already resolved funeral arrangements and mysteriously missing clan funds. I mean, Aizawa wasn't a detective in his previous life or anything. He was more of a bounty hunter. But he developed enough of the necessary skillset to get justice for his new family (even if some of them were bastards). And Itachi.

When team 7 forms Sasuzawa immediately clocks Kakashi for what he is: a ball of trauma that should not be in active service let alone teaching little kids. He finds out about the Sharingan and jumps on the excuse to adopt him into his clan.

Slightly related before I gush over this, I finally posted the first chapter

Now.

Your mind never ceases to amaze me. I can jar see Sasuzawa throwing Konoha’s own law back in their face to muscle his way onto the clan council because as the last Uchiha in the village, legally, he’s the clan head and thus entitled to a seat at the table. If they bring up him being like 8 I’m 99% sure he’d just do an academy speeding any% so he can start figuring out how tf a village of ninjas let one of if not its single strongest clan be slaughtered to nearly a man in a single night. Danzo is on borrowed time and Hiruzen’s head might end up on a pike.

I can just see Sasuzawa and Kakashi in a weird adoption circle where they keep trying to avoid being inducted into the others’s clan like some weird legal oroboros. The end result is the clans legally merging into one.

Just the idea of Sasuzawa abusing Konoha’s own rules to get his way, like Iruka said “do things by the book” but he did NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT SASUKE STOP EXPLOITING LOOPHOLES.

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Natsuki for 70% of chapter 2

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So thaaats why Nice killed himself

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I just watched episode 20 and the sheer AURA of Queen walking past everyone. She is HER.

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Bakugou Katsuki is the only character I ever went from disliking to loving with a burning passion. Idc what everyone else says, he had a Zuko level redemption arc and I WILL die on this hill.

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Thinking of an AU where Vortex lives and Johnny makes good on that promise to beat his ass on live television.

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We need a fluff AU where Zhang Lan gets Ghostblade a therapist instead of divorcing him.