#fintxt

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my girlfriend turned my baby into the beanie kind

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updated my theme a bit and my abt and ill just mention it here: if u dont tag yr o//ver/wat/ch posts im unfollowing 

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url change

i was spookyghost

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omfg i dont wanna rb or link the post but theres this one circulating around where a bunch of a/c/e ppl r like “haha i always thought sexual attraction/urges was a thing in the movies! i never understood why ppl were loosing their virginities in hs!” and other ppl being like “LOL SAME” and like i get that u dont feel it but like yall cant really be that fucking stupid like youve NEVER heard of the concept of a porn shop or walked by or seen one or just tht they were put up for filming then never taken down or????

but then like i remembered tht people on this site also thought over//wat//ch invented nirvana (band) so i mean

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@ chub ppl who used to have longer hair n now have it buzzed/super short pls msg me and tell me how you Gain The Confidence™ despite the insecurities w yr body and learn to embrace how u wanna look n accept who u r 

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if u ever slice yR finger w xacto knife and promptly pull yr hand away and shake it bc FUCK it hurt and end up in the emerg w 4 stitches in yr finger you will be suRPRISED to see exactly how much blood u spread from one lil shake!! such as- on the ground, on the ceiling, in the cLOSET (which was closed?), unDEr the couch cusions, on your cats fav toy, on yr curtains, on your homework u were trying 2 crop @ the time (which u handed in splattered in blood), In Your Soul (I Will Mentally Never Heal) [i want 2 die]

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tbh the beard+fade+bun style reminds me of that post thats like "the only hair hair that should be on a womans body is my beard between her legs”, which, coincidentally, also makes me suicidal 

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new rule

the only time youre "trash" for liking a ship is when its hetero