Allies as things said at my fire department/Essentials class:
England: No, she doesn’t have to pull over for the blue lights... If she wants to be a fucking cunt.
America: I FORGOT SHOES BUT I MADE A TRUCK-
France: Hit me with the brush and I’ll drown you in that bucket.
China: He gave us thirty minutes for lunch so I guess I’ll just have to eat during his class.
Russia: I’m not going to the doctor. If it’s cancer I’ll just fucking beat it.
Canada: I-uh-live in Indian Mountain Lakes and... I... Sorry I’m bad at speaking...















