Common Hetalia Trash

Another Hetalia blog!

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Nyo!America: How do you explain the sunset if their is no god?

Nyo!Canada: The sun gets sleepy and goes to bed like everyone else

Nyo!England (mocking America): If there is no GOD then how does the MICROWAVE know how to BEEP when my HOTPOCKET is COOKED

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American citizens versus citizens from every other country

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me: ive still got an ace up my sleeve

my very small asexual friend: please let me out

Can it be agreed apon that this would be Alfred and Matthew

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Allies as things said in fire department/Essentials class Pt.2

America: Hey, hey Haleigh England- (”What”) Are we there yet?

England: Someone's going to walk home if they don't shut their fucking mouth.

France: Look, it's perfect! (*Hose roll falls apart*)

China: Why can’t I do it? They’re all terrible. 

Russia: Worst case scenario I fall off and die-

Canada: What stupid thing did you do?

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Out of my way! I’m a mom making a difference!

China at some point (via incorrecthetaliaquotes)

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Allies as things said at my fire department/Essentials class: 

England: No, she doesn’t have to pull over for the blue lights... If she wants to be a fucking cunt.

America: I FORGOT SHOES BUT I MADE A TRUCK-

France: Hit me with the brush and I’ll drown you in that bucket.

China: He gave us thirty minutes for lunch so I guess I’ll just have to eat during his class.

Russia: I’m not going to the doctor. If it’s cancer I’ll just fucking beat it. 

Canada: I-uh-live in Indian Mountain Lakes and... I... Sorry I’m bad at speaking...

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If America Was Homeschooled

Arthur told Alfred he had to continue his math lesson for another ten minutes:

America: It’s been ten minutes, can I take a break now? 

England: No it hasn’t, it’s been five, I was watching the time you fucking liar-

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Hong Kong: I’m not just any trash, I’m high quality trash! Like recycling-

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Spain: I don’t know, it seemed like a good idea-

Romano: That’s not a very good reason, fuck you.

Spain: Yes it is and okay.

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So I remembered seeing this one AU

All the different countries in Hetalia could only speak their official language

What did that make America 

I googled it and it said French, Hawaiian, and Spanish but I live here and there’s no official language-

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I made a blog

Does that make me an official member of the fandom I’ve been stalking for a year now?