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[firebug-mother-nicknamed-me-this]

>watching pm Seymour binge comp

>repeats a post about blorbos

>mother is confused (she does not know the word blorbo)

>repeat and explain

>now understand blorbo (sort of)

>she looses her mind

>asks if I'm having a stroke

>I'm laughing too hard

>she gives me the look

>proceeds to watch pm Seymour bingo comp

[firebug-mother-nicknamed-me-this]

Thoughts

Why fear being Theseus' ship? Why do we fear surviving?

the ship may have changed, but it was still functional.

With ever bit of damage made to the ship, new wood would repair. (with ever cut and scrap, we bandage and heal.)

The gentle hands that stitched the sails for the wind to catch them again. (Every gentle loving hand of friends family and our own selves, helping us breath again.)

All the storms. All the mutinies. The flooding waters. The harsh flames on wood. We Survived.

But that doesn't mean we can't grief. We wish so hard for the smooth innocence that was the "original ship". Now we splinter. The wood old and hard. Unpolished. "Tacky" and "Miss-matched".

But we breath. We move. We feel. We live.

Was Theseus' Ship no longer a Ship at the end?

(Are you no longer human at the end of it all?)

[firebug-mother-nicknamed-me-this]

I personally don't really know much about RPs or DnD. But I started this little game thing with my little brother's to keep them entertained during a long drive. Thought that maybe someone with actual understanding of DnD/TTRPGs could use this as some sort of one shot.

It starts with the party already in the forest. They come into contact with a witch and some way/how the party gets turned into a bunch of frogs. (Little bros did that by fighting her, and she cursed them.) And then they make their way out of the forest and run into a father son duo. (They got yeeted during the fight and landed into the back yard of said duo.) The father would drop some lore and then help the party find the nearby town and the party would be able to get new supplies. (Brothers didn't convers. They were on a war path. Killed the father. The son, who turned out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger, vows to seek revenge and exits scene.)

Then the forest is pretty weird. With how far the boys got was: flowers with mouths that try to eat the frogs from first interaction. Berries, depending on the roll would have different effects from poisons or Hallucinations to healing or powers. The "suspiciously straight trees" were to be like some kind of limbo that could send the players different places. Could help move them to where they need to be or to make the adventure a little harder.

Then there was the water sources. The water depending on type of watery place would have effects. Pebbles would just heal. Ponds could heal but could grant randomized abilities if health was full. Bogs would be negative results for flaws and disadvantages. Swamps could give both good and bad results due to both witches and frogs residing in swamps.

Anyways this was the idea that was in my head, don't really know if this was actually interesting for a one-shot game but (/_;)/~~

Hope someone could use this for a good game. Let me know if this was a good idea. (I was winging it and using a 1 through 20 number random generator on my phone for this.)

[firebug-mother-nicknamed-me-this]

Look. I'm a fucking dumb ass. And this is going to have some weird ass questions.

IF YOU ARE NOT 18+ DON'T ANSWER

Ok. So AFAB folks...

How many times are we supposed to be changing underwear? Like I change every time I shower, which is every other day (longer in between during depression episodes), but I have a feeling it might be more often. And I'm in need of buying more underwear.

Sorry if this is a weird question. I feel too embarrassed to ask my mom as an adult because I've never really been that good at taking care of myself.