#first jade

[wangxianswuji]

[mewharley]

((Homestuck negativity))

I wish Homestuck would tone down the horniness, it's totally unnecessary and annoying

Original Homestuck was perfectly ok without it, but now? Whose fucking idea was it? Hussie himself? His team? Fuck that

I'm sick of sex being on every single fucking thing

Anyway I love Homestuck but God damnit, give me mature themes, not horny jokes and horny characters

[mrlanqiren]

"Uncle," Lan Xichen smiles guilelessly at his uncle as if nothing is out of the ordinary, before stepping closer and kissing his cheek. It's embarrassing, certainly, but he'd also pulled worse things than this in his younger days, At worst, hopefully, it would baffle his uncle a little. With a polite nod, he leaves as if nothing has happened.

@first-jade

As soon as he heard quick footsteps coming from the door, he could tell who their owner is.

❝Xichen, you came at the right time. I need you to---❞

The Old Master nearly dropped his brush upon feeling a peck on his cheek. He pause momentarily, fazed at the apparently ‘surprise’. What in Guangyin’s name happened to Xichen?

Nevertheless, he coughed slightly awkwardly.  ❝--take these scrolls to the Forbidden Library.❞

Rising to his feet, he passed the scrolls to Xichen’s hands. He squeezed the other’s shoulder as he had done numerous times before when the elder son of his brother felt nervous, it had been an attempt to calm his heart.

[jaceheavendale]

Sam has so many internet hoes. This is getting out of hand.