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Yachi: If you took a shot for every bad decision you'd ever made, how intoxicated would you be?

Tsukishima: Maybe a little tipsy.

Yamaguchi: Drunk.

Kageyama: Wasted.

Hinata: I’d be dead.

Sugawara, trying to get Karasuno's first years closer to each other: We’re all friends here, no one is a stranger.

Hinata, while raising his hand: Does that mean that I can take candy from anyone?

Tsukishima: The Iliad and The Odyssey were originally written in what language? King?

Kageyama: Uh, Greek?

Tsukishima: Wrong. Yamaguchi?

Yamaguchi: I thought it was Greek too...

Tsukishima: Correct.

Kageyama: I think we’re missing something.

Hinata: Teamwork?

Yamaguchi: Cohesion?

Tsukishima: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Yachi, sitting with Yamaguchi and Tsukishima: So you kissed Kageyama-kun. Then what happened afterwards?

Hinata: I came over here to tell you guys.

Yamaguchi: So he’s still waiting over there for you?

Kageyama, in the distance: HINATA YOU DUMBASS!

Tsukishima: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Kageyama: What if it bites me and it dies?

Tsukishima: That means you're poisonous.

Yachi: What if it bites itself and I die?

Tsukishima: ...That's voodoo.

Hinata: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Tsukishima: That's correlation, not causation.

Yamaguchi: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Tsukishima: That's kinky.

Yachi: I lost my sanity, has anyone seen it?

Kageyama: Sanity? What's that?

Hinata: Is it a type of food?

Tsukishima: We're sorry, your sanity is not available at the moment. Please try again later when your companions have gotten their shit together.

Yachi: I love you guys! You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Hinata: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Tsukishima: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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