So what do I do, what am I riding? Is it just horses and bulls? Do I have to supply my own? My friend Cheryl said she could loan me a cow but I’d need to borrow a van from my ex, but, honestly, I can get it here in, like, half an hour. You cover mileage, right? Or should I say “mooooolage…” Ha-ha-ha! . By the way, I believe it’s pronounced “ro-DAY-oh.” It’s from the Spanish, meaning “aardvark fun time.” How it got to mean a horse/bull/sometimes-cow event is shrouded in the mitts of time. No, the expression is definitely “mitts of time.” You’re thinking of Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley. Have you read that? . What’s your name, anyway? Don’t tell me; I bet it’s Tex. You look like a Tex. It’s Steve? No, I’m going to call you Tex. . Article by @rossgrantmurray #rodeo #rodeodrive #firsttimer #firstrodeo #myfirstrodeo https://www.instagram.com/p/B1pGXnqg-3D/?igshid=kc1259ngrono