#fish-god

[banyun-gong]

[微密圈] 鱼神(吴天真) / 鱼鱼的秘密

【微-密】 鱼神&银紫 - 姐妹成双 (Sisters in Pairs)

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[deathandmysticism]

Illustration of Dagon, the Fish-god, based on an Assyrian cylinder, 19th century 

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What is a fish-god?

You may ask yourself ( if you stumble over this tumblr) what the hell a fish-god is. I`m such a nice person, so I will tell you. A fish-god is the most beautiful thing in the world. We`ve got a skin like Angela Merkel, gorgeous and simply awesome. We don`t need those icky creme. Bah! You know Otoh Gunga? Totally poached! We lived in the underwater city called Fhultair ( just for the lolz: Fhultair is also my mother`s name ...). Fulthair ( the city) is very capital. It counts about 10 kazillion people. Most of them aren`t gods like me. Our founding mothers told us to accept everyone who accepts us, so we do.  We invented “Yolo”. Sry.  :( In consequence of the global warming caused by those so damn penguins -Aaaahhhh penguiiiins!!! - we emmigrate out of the abyss. Bad for you humans. Bad? Because of our crazy dance skills? Maybe. But the most CATACLYSMIC thing we will do to you is to drink your pool water. Don`t blame us. We just like to drink water. At least we don`t pee inside them. Shame on you Aquaraper!!!

I hope now you`ve got a little impression of what a fish-god is.