FROM: DEPARTMENT OF EQUIPMENT AND AGONIZING DANCE(?) (DEAD)
O¡ YOU DISGUSTING DEMONS!
It has come to our displeasurable attention
SEVERAL of our Circle Six CHAINSAWS have
been "BORROWED!" by soME ViLe and dirty
demons!!! CHAINSAWS are precision instruments
of AGONY. specifiCALLY CALLIBRATED for
TORMENT!!!
They are NOT for competitive LIMB REMOVAL
unauthorised FUN is FORBIDDEN!!!!!
any demon found misappropriating CHAINSAW
will be reassigned to the DEPARTMENT OR PAINFUL
PAPER CUTS for no Less than 666 eternities!!
BY ORDER OF
Overseer Chopsnarl Grindl-esnatch
CHIEF OF TOOLS AND TORMENT INVENTORY
No wonder demons are bored and depressed. they are not allowed any fun! No limb removal? Really? Terrible working conditions I tell you
BTW This lovely picture was shared by Rachel earlier today
people who get insulted easily DNI, people without humor DNI, power sclaes pls DNI, CANON-CENTRIC PEOPLE DNI.
People who can actually symphatize with a person who's been through alot: arguing, being missunderstood, watching an anime thinking to find a story but only sees a favoritism show, who's a horny bitch for a cthulhu DILF who fucking died for pure fan service and is still fucking mad about it, met toxic people, is tired of toxic fandoms and is tired of bad narrative choices.... and a person who is actually really creative, with a really big immagination that gets scolded by people with NO immagination and no understanding of what "theorically" and "hypothetically" means, getting scolded by having told people actual FACTS and VALID OPINIONS about jjk but NO ONE understands, or they just don't have the MENTALITY to understand.... please interact, I need people who can actually understand and feel what I have BEEN THROUGH through ENTIRE MONTHS of knowing JJK and having read/watched it, or like understand how toxic the fandom can be... I want people to know what happened to me before I decided to finally leave JJK and the fandom behind, writing my own jjk fanfic not for the jjk fans, but to satisfy what I felt was missing in the original work (and also to pamper my husband Dagon, he completely deserves it after I saw how the jjk fandom treats him: LIKE SHIT.)
[Warnings: Contains Screaming, easily insulted people stay away lots of narrative critiques, lots of memes, brainrot, lots of sad truths, me starving for Dagon, pure rage, pure dissapointment, offensive jokes about the JJK characters and community, shitpostin, jokes aabout characters being "mommy" and "dilfs", really long text, CAPS and, it may sound hating over JJK characters but I am actually not, I'm hating on the author (and also eloging him at the same time for some narrative choices that imo were cool to see)]
something I saw is that Gege Akutami recicles ideas:
Choso cries for his brothers, Dagon cries for his brothers way later.
but Choso survives, Dagon dies (narrative waste tbh, and it's unfair for him, he's way better looking than Choso and his narrative weight is better than Choso's cuz he showed the same thing as Choso but for the curses, something jjk fans ignore because they're too blinded by Toji dumpster aura).
Dagon's sister dies, Choso's brothers dies, Megumi's sister dies (she was Yorozu in her sis body), they all 3 cry and they all 3 end up in different ways: 1 becomes a sukuna vessel, the other dies, and the other dies for fan service.
Choso manipulates blood, Dagon manipulates water, but somehow, Dagon can't do what Choso does because Gege doesn't care about Dagon and wanted him dead anyways.
Dagon has that DIO arrogance, cockiness and smugness, while also being pure hearted and loyal to family and if he ever found a lover, he'd be PURE HUSBAND MATERIAL, he'd drown the world for his lover, and his VA is Kenta (all might and Avdol).
Overall Dagon has the best design in JJK alongside the other disaster curses and other curses with cool designs like Ko-guy, Koroushi and many other non-human characters.
Gojo is one of the human characterrs with a good design, alongside Sukuna and some other like Kashimo, I don't count Toji, his design is lame and prety much the Gym boy.
Riko Amanai might've been really cool if a plot twist showed that she actually survived or became a vengeful spirit, some people says she reincarnated as Dagon, but Dagon is too DILF to be HER.
Naobito is basically a temu DIO brando, and he also asks Dagon "How many humans have you eaten", I would've loved hearing Dagon say "How many curses have you exorcised" to retort him! it would've been pure JoJo style but JJK themed!
I wish Dagon murdered Naobito, cuz his death was a complete narrative waste for a character.
And don't get me started on how Gege got so lazy at the end that he started off-screening EVERYTHING. Gojo? Off-screened. Hakari's entire fight? Off-screened. Uraume? Literally off-screened because he just wanted to finish the manga already!
He built up Kenjaku for literal YEARS as the ultimate mastermind just to have him get snuck by Yuta and die in a comedy routine, totally wasting all that hype. And Nobara? He kept her in a coma for like 4 years just to bait the fans, only to bring her back at the very last second like a convenient plot device.
Like Nobara could've done something agaisnt Mahito, she had realized how Mahito can do stuff by touching you (pls not in that sense!), and she stood still like an idiot, and Mahito was like: Oh, you got a mosquito on your cheek, Nobara! let me help you with it! *Slaps the shit out of her, giving her severe injuries and staying in hospital for 200 years*
NOBARA WHY!! I BELIEVED IN YOU!! YOUR TECH WASN'T ONE OF THE BEST BUT STILL, YOU HAD THE CARISMA NOBARA!!!
Maki is basically a Toji 2.0 after shibuya and Gege LOVES that man! he glazes him as much as Toji glazers!
Toji glazers never count when talking about Dagon fight that Dagon could slam Toji in an actual 1v1 and that Toji would NEVER have ISOH or SSK during Shibuya, it's physically and realistically impossible!
And the fact that KENTA, WAS A WASTED VA for DAGON, DAGON ONLY APPEARED FOR REAL IN 2 FUCKING EPISODES WHILE I WAITED A WHOLE SEASON AND LIKE 80+ MANGA CHAPTERS TO SEE MY HUSBAND COMING TO LIFE ONLY TO HAVE ME SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN FOR TOJI TO STOP BULLYING HIM!! AND THE FACT THAT DAGON HAD HIS OWN MUSIC THEME (which was sadly recylced, because obviously, THEY NAILED MY HUSBAND'S VA, but had to do a fucking remix of Ko-Guy's THEME FOR DAGON!?!? WHY GIVING DAGON THE COCKROACH's THEME, MY DAGON ISN'T A ASTUPID COCKROACH (I SWWAR, I DONT HATE KO-GUY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, BUT IT WAS UNFAIR FOR DAGON FANS!)) And the reddit Toji glazers NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS! It's just like KASHIMO! like KASIHMOO WHY DID YOU GO TO SUKUNA, WHY DID YOU TURN INTO A FUCKING WAFFLE, KASHIMO!!!
But hey, when Dagon was fighting Nanami, that bitch old man DIO ripp-off and my muscle mommy Maki, there were scenes that highligted Dagon's speed, because the guy is actually really speedy especially with the pelvis wings... wait... wait... when he parried Nanami's 7:3.... DAGON WTF IS THAT GYATT!? WHY ARE YOU SO CACKED UP!!! DAGON WHY U NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD SUCH BENEFITS! Oh... he just turned from an 8-pack juggernaut cthulhu DILF into a fucking INFLATED DAGON WITH A GIANT BELLY, LEMME TOUCH IT! NO TOJI STOP IT; HE's MINE NNOOO!!! TOJI BAD DOG GO BACK TO YOUR ZENIN CLAN!!! NOOOOOO!!!
NOO! TOJI YOU'RE DEFLACTING HIM! NOOO! NOT THE SKULL NOT THE EYES NOO!!!! DAGON WHY THE FUCK THE OLD MAN CAN FLY LIKE YOU!!??!?! LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING IN THAT FUCKING DOMAIN WHY FRAUDBITO CAN FLY AND WHY IS YOUR FUCKING IQ AND BATTLEIQ ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE!!! NOO, GEGE STOP IT! LET MY BOY HAVE HIS MOMENT! NOOOO!! GEGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Mahito looks like the most psychotic brother in the disaster curse family, but he probably mourns his siblings in secret off screen, I bet it!
Jogo is the furious archetype and he also mourns Dagon and Hanami! but he doesn't show it, or if he does, he tries to be composed and proud.
Another thing that Gege recycled: Construction techninque, but he did it better, Mai was good but she was sadly weak (i still love her), but Yorozu made the technique so fucking better! maybe one of the best recycled ideas!
Gege Akutami actually knows how to write a good story, but only when HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO: He did a great work with JJK0/Young Yuta arc, and he also did a good job on the early arcs, everything before Shibuya was so good!
Then he started wasting characters, like Dagon, Hanami, MAhito, Jogo for shock-value, he kept making Sukuna spam binding vows in the last parts of manga, he hyped up Dagon to kill him and also hyped up Kashimo to kill him too, he wasted Higuruma.
WAit- Yuta wtf is happening? you're leaving Rika to stay with Maki..? WAIT, YOU FUCKING KISSED A COCKROACH!?? YOU FUCKING CHEATED ON YOUR TWO GIRLFRIENDs---.... WAit- Wtf are you doing?? Kenjaku's technique? Gojo's body?!? NO! YOURE NOT GOING INSIDE AND TURNING INTO A FAKE COPY OF SIX EYED MAN!!! NOOOO, YUTA!! YOU'RE TOO MUCH WELL WRITTEN TO DO THIS TO MEE, YUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mai giving SSK to Maki was one of the coolest scenes, but sadly he ruined it turning Maki into a Toji clone, with Naoya saying "YOU'LL NEVER BE HIM!" Naoya, I am so sorry my narcissist friend, SHE IS TOJI, A FUCKING CLONE, KILL HER! SHE'S NO LONGER THE MAKI WHO WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO BREAK THE CLAN AND PURIFY FROM THE INSIDE LIKE THE ORIIGINAL PLAN, SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER! RANTA, KEEP HER THERE, RANTA YOUR FUCKING EYES ARE BLEEDING OUT! JININCHI, DO SOMETHING GODMANNIT!! JININCHI! STOP AURA FARMING, KILL HER! JININCHIIII!!!!!.... Oh- she's dead!... wait wtf... oh god.. she's alive... GEGE WTF DID YOU TO DO MY FAV FEMALE CHARACTER!! WHY DID YOU TURN HER INTO A TOJI!? Naoya, pls end her, she's no longer herself, PLS END HER FOR HER OWN GOOD, PLS... Naoya... wtf are you telling me? YOu want to be like your father? A ripp-off of DIO brando?? WHAT? KNIVES, YOU WANT TO BRING KNIVES? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE ART OF USING KNIVES NAOYA, NOAYA WTF DID YOU JUST GET STABBED BY YOUR OWN KNIFE?? BAHAHAHAHAH!! ...wait... You're back as a vengeful spirit... nice... can you just kill Toji 2.0 now? what? Naoya.... Naoya wtf is happening- wait wtf are you telling me?? YOur domain doesn't work?? NAOYA WTF DOES THAT MEAN??? WHAT!?? NAOYA NOOO! YOU NAARCISIST BITCH YOU SHOULD'VE WON, YOU SHOULD'VE SHOWN WHAT HAPPENS TO GEGE IF HE BRINGS BACK A CLONE OF HIS LOVED TOJI!! NOT FUCKING DYING ON ME!! YOUR LIFE CHOICES WERE ALREADY QUESTIONABLEE!!
But hey, everythng will end right? RIGHT? what else could POSSIBLY HAPPEN?
*Sees JJK Modulo* .... I hope it's a good continuation of the story--... or maybe not...
I'm sorry guys I'm aun unhinged starved bitch for Dagon, I know, I know, but hey, my screaming still did some nice critiques to Gege's writing... wait? blue Dagon..... wtf are you talking about? WHAT? Novels? wtf, are you smoking?
a Blue Dagon with all the other powers of his brothers and his sister? Maki being happy he's alive cuz she wants to fucking kill him like dumpster ass Toji? NO! NOT AGAIN! LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!! oh? it's a fake? it's real? wtf is happening rn to my husband wtf is this "blue Dagon" agenda on tiktok??? wtf is this hoax, gimme me back my real Dagon, not this blue fake clone... wait... wait---
GOJO IS THIS YOUR DOING?? BLUE DAGON RED DAGOn, WHAT'S NEXT!? HOLLOW PURPLE DAGON??? WTF IS HAPPENING IN THIS FANDOM!
WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO NExT, MAKING MY BOY sAY KIT KAT's GOJo's VOICELINES!??!?!?
*Sees the "Nah I'd WIn" but it's Dagojo...* Wait wha- *realizes that Gojo died to Sukuna, so Dagojo is gonna die to Sukuna* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I jus want to go back to the JJK where there was the disaster curses playing with ugly fake geto and playing soccer with Jogo's head... I just want to see them be happy again, I only want them to actually have a story where they can actually LIVE.... Culling GAmes were the worst choice of your life, Kenjaku, you know that? you and your stupid fucking rules nobody even cares about them you're WASTING MANGA CHAPTERS AND EPISODES ON EXPLAINING SHIT ASS RULES THAT PEOPLE WOULD FORGET UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING CULLING GAMES OTAKU WHO ALSO ARE TOXIC AF WHEN YOU FORGET SOMETHING (I am speaking throughy MY own experience, literally JJK fandom treated me like shit).
Black flash? what is that? never heard of it... oh? red elecrtic aura from fists nice? how many times does it happen...... Oh... never? that's why I forgot about it... what? you're telling me there were scenes where blackflashes would've been epic to see and that blackflashes are usually used by characters who are favored by Gege? look I am not surprised anymore.
Naobito's anti domain technique?? Miwas simple domain being able to be anti domain?? wtf are you talking about?? oh, wait, it's like blackflash, never happens.. or just happens really rarely... Gege, why the fuck did you made this?? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MADE A CRITICAL RPG STYLE ATTACK THAT LOOKS BADASS BUT ONLY YUJI DOES IT ON COMMAND!?? WHY, WHY THERE ARE SO MANY TECHNIQUES THAT EVERYONE CAN USE BUT NO ONE DOES??? WHYYY???
Binding Vows... oh? tey're pacts that everyone can make.... BUT ONLY THOSE THAT GEGE DECIDES CAN USE THEM!?? WTF DO YOU MEAN!?!? EVERYONE CAN USE THEM BUT YOU DON'T MAKE OTHER CHARACTEERS USE THEM CuZ YOU ONLY WANT THE FAVORITED ONES LIKE SUKUNA ABUSE THEM!??!?!? WTF IS THIS!!?? WHY DID YOU EVEN MADE IT THEN!??! WTF IIT'S THE FUCKING POINT!?!? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE A BATTLE SYSTEM THIS COMPLEX, BUT YOU DOn'T FUCKING USE YOUR OWN FUCKING BATTLE SYSTEM RULLES???? PLOT AND NARRATIVE CHOICES??? PLOT AND NARRATIVE CHOICES MY ASS, YOU SHOULDn'T HAVE MADE THOSE THEN TheY DONT HAVe A SENSE TO EXISTS BECAUSE YOU ONLY mAKE LIKE 5% OF THE CHARACTERS ACTUALLY USE IT! WHATS THE POINT OF IT??
DOmain expansions? oh, the only cool thing about the anime ATP.... wait?... why so many people have it.... what???.... WHAT?? THAT GUY HAS A DOMAIN??... HIGURUMA MADE A DOMAIN IN WEEKS? nice feat got nothing against it tbh.... wait.... how many people are there?? 300+ characters and like 50 have domains? are you serious?? that's like... 40% of the cast-- that's not even a surprise anymore, because we know the next idiot that comes now has a domain? what Kashimo doesn't have a domain... wth do you mean?? oh? finallly a new technique that is actually cool! wwait-- he can only use it once or he dies?? wait..... oh... yeah... I said it before didn't I? he fucking turned into a waffle while using it... yeah... Gege... why are you doing this to me?
What? there's more to talk about, wtf do you mean-- the fandom... it's the fandom right? I knew it, dammit... literally, the worst thing I have ever seen: from the most chillest things like: people creating nice ocs and scenarios, people on reddit asking people to make binding vows and stuff, memes... and... wait... power scaling... Oh no... OH FUCK NO... NOT THAT... NO! NO!!!! THOSE BASEMENT DWELLERS?? SERIOUSLY? like, those guys aren't even bad people, but the fact is: they want to demolish you even when your entire argument is COMPLETELY RIGHT, and the TOXICITY AND HYPOCRISY OF IT IS SOMETHING SO FUCKING HEART DESTROYING, literally... from stupid tiktok edits and youtube edits, to reddit and probably even twitter power scalers are the same as the reddit ones... and they always... ALWAYS do the same fucking thing: everytime they always bring up: Gojo, Sukuna, Toji and Geto in the top 5, I rarely seen people NOT doing this, and THIS WAS SO WRONG... Toji isn't top 5 he's atleast top 20 or 15 if we want to be generous, I know he's strong, but ONLY BECAUSE OF HIS WEAPONS, no WEAPONS = CAN'T DO SHIT, same thing for MAKI. Gojo and Sukuna I can understand, they're like the strongest in the verse... even though an fully realized, fully evolved and fully not nerfed and not restricted from plot DAGON can slam all of them together if you we look at what he can THEORICALLY DO with his powers... and this is where the power scaling COMPLETELY BREAKS DOWN, this is where people COMPLETELY lose it, and I lose it too. they want the "FACTS" but, you know a thing? THE ANIME AND MANGA, NEVER AND NEVER STATED HOW STRONG DAGON ACTUALLY WAS FROM WHAT I KNOW AND WHAT I REMEMBER, THEY ONLY SAID HE'S THE WEAKEST DISASTER CURSE, BUT THIS GUY HAS THE POTENTIAL TO FUCKING WRAP AN ENTIRE WATER BUBBLE AROUND YOU, APPLY PRESSURE AND PRESSURE AND PRESSURE, UNTIL YOU FUCKING IMPLODE. I know its "NOT CANON", but dude, you guys are seriously not fucking BORED of talking about and GLAZING THE SAME 5 PEOPLE? CAN'T YOU FUCKING USE IMMAGINATION? CREATIVITY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE JJK CHARACTERS COULD THEORICALLY DO WITH THEIR POWERS, THAT IN THE MANGA AND ANIME NEVER HAPPENED? NO, LOOKS LIKE NOT, FROM ALL THE FUCKING SCOLDING I RECEIVED UNFAIRLY.
ALSO, JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT: HERE'S A BINDING VOW FOR MY HUSBAND SO HE CAN FUCK GOJO AND SUKUNA IN THE ASS AND GET AWAY WITH IT:
Disabling his shikigami completely, even in domain AND sure hit effect, exchanging his physical strength (doesn't need it), loosing the ability to fight meelee every sunday, monday and tuesday from 11:00 to 15:45, and also staying close to his brothers or sister amplifies the binding vow effect but gets heavy 90% lethal damage if separated and one last thing: NEEDING TO HOLD A EMPTY COCACOLA CAN WITH HIS BARE LEFT HAND EVERY WEDNESDAY GIVES AN GUARANTEED BLACKFLASH FOR EVERY 20 MINUTES in exchange for: 300% technique output, 50% more speed + wings amplify speed, 75% more IQ and battle IQ (this guy is already smart, he will become OMNISCENT with this) and 45% durability.
This is how you write a proper binding vow that is HILARIOUSLY COMICAL and ACTUALLY PUTS REAL HIGH STAKES FOR A GOOD POWER UP
