#fishcatdogwaitnowaithuh

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thinking is weird

What even are thoughts? Like, as soon as I switch off that little voice that reads things, my mind just goes totally blank.

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Remington the judgemental cat *update*

Soooo . . . I decided to tell Remington what I thought of his judgement and thus, this happened.

Remington: *judging face* 

Me: *Obliviously on Tumblr, unaware of his jUdGmEnT

Remington: *Judgement intensifies*

Me: *Finally noticing* . . . what do you want, you terrible fish?

Remington: *Literally looks me up and down*

Me: And what’s that look for, mister?

Remington: *glares*

Me: eXcUsE mE, I feed you, I don’t deserve this

Remington: *If cats had eyebrows I swear, his would have been raised*

Me: rude.

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Almost 90 per cent of the time I start sentences just but saying “So...” and just blurt out whatever comes to mind. If nothing does, that’s where the handy, “fish cat dog wait no wait huh?” comes in. . . heh heh 

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Irrational Fears

Go you ever just like, get the feeling that there’s a cat sleeping under the piles of fallen leaves? And that you need to be careful about riding/jumping through/on them because you’re almost certain that there’s a cat there.

Note to self. There’s never a cat there

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Remington, the judgemental cat

I feel like my cat is judging me. Remington (my cat) judges everyone so I’m not surprised, but it’s like, “I feed you, I don’t deserve this”