#fishposte

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This is genuinely the stupidest thing I’ve ever made but here’s what I think ace attorney characters opinions on 67 are. I’m such a fat fucking chud.

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Canon Klapollo is so funny cause half the time it’s klavier desperately trying to seem really cool and impressive and Apollo just doesn’t gaf

LIKE HE DEADASS LVING THE “when I’m at a concert and everyone else is going crazy but I gen don’t care so I sit in the corner and when the main singer spots me he asks me to come back stage cause he wants to know why I don’t care” AND DOES NOTHING

“My my I’ve been inspected by ladies before but I’ve truly never felt this way about a man…Haha yeah I’m that world famous rockstar you’ve probably seen me on tv”

“Not rly no 😐” SHUT UPPPP

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The scene of Stratt telling Grace “Don’t say this is about your students it’s so insulting” actually makes my blood cold everytime.

Like the way people try to measure joy for life by the amount of friends you have or if you’re in a relationship or not scares the shit out of me.

Grace didn’t have many friends but he still had people he saw everyday and made a difference in their lives. He had his students and Carl and the other scientists. But they aren’t “real connections” because you haven’t completed tasks XYZ to confirm companionship.

As if if Grace died, nobody would miss him because he hasn’t filled the requirements for being a loved person or not. Which is, quite frankly, so insulting to all the little connections and lives he changes each day. Connections don’t have to have labels, they are in everybody we briefly cross paths with and slightly change our day.

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I’m sick of people acting like klavier is some cool rebellious rock god like NO!!! HE ASKS THE JUDGE TO GIVE YOU DOUBLE PENALTIES!!! HE PRETENDS TO BE GERMAN!!!!! HE HAS GAVINEERS BRANDED SHOES!!!!!! The secondhand embarrassment is crazy what a dork

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They set up Klavier to have the most generational crash out post ace attorney four and then they just??? Didn’t do anything with him??? Like he’s lost his career that his whole identity is built on, his best friend and his family. Like he probably can’t trust anyone now and yeah he had Apollo but he left for Khurain like a year later. His life was lowk RUINED in AA4.AND WE KNOW HARDLY ANYTHING ABOUT HIS AND KRISTOPHS RELATIONSHIP TOO LIKE WERE THEY CLOSE WAS HE DIFFERENT PRE-PHOENIX?? THE POSSIBLITIES ARE ENDLESS AND CAPCOM ISNT DING ANYTHING THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT PLEASEEEEE

In conclusion I could keep goin on abt this for 7 more posts but I promise Capcom that klavier Gavin investigation would go so much harder than just making Phoenix wright 7

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So doomed they can somehow be doomed Yuri, yaoi and hetero in the same universe if they so wish.

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GENDER BENT APOLLO WOULD BE CALLED ARTEMIS PLEASEEE DO YOU GET THE VISION

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I hate these two so so much