“I don’t need to see it.” - Me
When you work in a highly structured office environment, things can get a bit dull. A lot of your co-workers will likely be very vanilla - very greek yogurty - but some won’t.
When I first met him, I expected him to be bland. I was wrong.
The most deranged, sexual deviant that I’ve ever met is a guy that spends hours in meetings, staring at dual monitors, and deciding which tie to wear in the morning. I have heard that people like him could be the ones to really surprise you, but I had yet to actually experience that. Now I know too much.
My mind has been blown and there is no piecing it back together.
. . . who else in the office could do the same?













