“What’s gotten into you? Oh that’s right, nothing, ever.” “Why wouldn’t she just come right out and say what she wants?” “That can never happen again.” “Love is trusting someone enough to tell them what’s really bothering you.” “Come with me if you want to bang.”
“What’s gotten into you? Oh that’s right, nothing, ever.”
“Ugh, I should have never come to you for advice, Santana. But it just felt weird talking to Tina when I know she’s not that comfortable with the idea of me and Mike, and – I just thought you could help me figure out what I’m supposed to do now. I kissed him after prom, but I don’t need your – your weird comments about the fact that I’m a virgin, I’m really glad nobody’s ever been inside of me, thanks. And even if Mike does want to be more than friends, I’m still not going to do that anytime soon, so can we just focus on the problem at hand here? Please? Before I die of embarrassment?”
“Why wouldn’t she just come right out and say what she wants?”
“Look, Amy, it’s great that you like this Reagan girl and all, and I want you to be happy… But can we maybe not talk about your girl problems? I mean, we made a pact that I wouldn’t talk about stuff with me and Liam because I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable, don’t you think it should go both ways? Besides! Just imagine the press’s reactions if they heard that. I know they bought the whole friendly break up thing but I’m sure they’d get suspicious if we went back to talking about other people we’re into so soon. So I’m going to dramatically not listen to you now, okay? Okay. ”
“That can never happen again.”
“You’re right. You’re so totally right, Britt, I’m… I’m really sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking. It just gets kinda lonely up here in the attic, you know? I’m a guy, I should be out meeting people and going on dates and taking girls to dances, not cooped up with just my little sister. But kissing you, that was wrong, even if it felt pretty good and… and can I just do it one more time, and then I promise I’ll never do it again?”
“Love is trusting someone enough to tell them what’s really bothering you.”
“Come on, babe, you know I trust you more than anybody else on the planet. It’s just -- you’ve got this baby growing in your belly, I don’t wanna stress you out. Do you really want me to talk about it? ‘Cause like, I know you’ve got a lot more to deal with right now than me, but I’m just worried about raising a baby. I know we wanted to, but I never thought it was gonna be so soon, you know? I thought we were gonna get married and have a house and have the whole District all rebuilt. I thought the games were gonna be a distant memory, not like... something that people still remember real clear. I’m scared for the little dude, that it’s still not this awesome happy world we’re bringing him into. Is that crazy, Rach? To be scared of that kinda stuff?”
“Come with me if you want to bang.”
“Oh! Oh, you mean the drums. Wow, Rach, you kinda freaked me out for a second there. I mean, I know you’ve been kinda bummed out lately, but I didn’t think you were going to like, try to seduce a fifth year. But yeah, I’ll totally come play drums in the background while you sing, since Finn’s too busy to do it.”
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