Attractive woman: *appears*
Fitz: *genuinely clueless*
Nighteyes via telepathy: I think she wants to mate with you.
Fitz, to the woman: ...Hello, mate.
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Afghanistan
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from Afghanistan
seen from China
seen from Spain
seen from Singapore
seen from South Korea
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Afghanistan
Attractive woman: *appears*
Fitz: *genuinely clueless*
Nighteyes via telepathy: I think she wants to mate with you.
Fitz, to the woman: ...Hello, mate.
Situationship so bad you CHOOSE to go bald
Assassin’s Fate:
“I carved his face Fitz.”
“Why my face?”
Ship of Destiny:
“Give me a face you could love,”
Robin Hobb What are you trying to tell me
one must imagine fitzchivalry farseer happy
TERRIBLE news i thought about fitzchivalry farseer again FUCK
Hello “A pretty little sigh” nation. What are we angry about today? Today I think I’m quite angry at Fitz seeing Amber in Paragon’s arms and thinking she makes a fetching woman. Like yes of course you only realize this when shes in the arms of something that looks exactly like you. Whatever don’t piss me off
