I shoulda kept my big fat mouth shut

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I shoulda kept my big fat mouth shut
does it jiggle when u walk
you started this :)
why yes
B)
steve and gary have new mates in frank and franz
you and me are like that 🤞 because i also thought of gary and steve but i first thought it was gary and frank and got really excited because my silly gay birds are real and then the brain cells kicked in and it’s actually gary and steve.
I saw *that* recent Daniel's post and had to check how my fav maxiel creator reacted, that's how much I associate them with you, I hope you're happy with you heritage
my legacy is intact and i can die happy now 🫡
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ4GoOhJjll/?igsh=MXh2dXIya2FjNWhjdA==
In an alternate universe this is how they soft-launch <3
i was out here looking for a ring or a 33 tattoo or a tulip tattoo on daniel’s hand like. franz and frank hermann you’ll always be famous!
seal anon here: grateful to be apart of the fact you are now referred to as seal lady, an honor.
My brain wants more seals in habits so the thought I had, also bc the public reception to it would be funny, is a Grill the Grid game of matching favorite animals to drivers and Callan/Matthew go “oh I know his” and shares the documentary story or bc another driver has seals as their favorite animal and both of them share THE seal fact in a unison cut screen
This is all in good fun to bring more seals to five’s works bc there can never be too many seals
-seal anon
oh i have the perfect place to put this seal anon 🦭 🫡 watch out for chapter 7…
I’m the fingered lights anon, and again so sorry, but this time I’ve been misreading something for even longer. I always thought that Callans name was Callahan and that’s how I’ve been reading it in my head this whole time. I quite literally just had the thought that it’s Callan and a lot shorter than Callahan at 3:15am. I have uni tomorrow. Help. Also loving the new chapter!! Antonio is funny
i had my own fingered lights moment because i realised it’s GPDA and not GDPA. i have written GDPA so many times and never saw what was wrong with it. i understand you now fingered lights anon.
i think i’ve seen every variable spelling of callan (callum, cullan, calan, callun) but i’ve never seen callahan. you are the gift that keeps giving. whenever callan’s in trouble i’m gonna yell callahan. i’m going to try and figure out a way to get someone to call him callahan in fic this is so funny.
(and best wishes with uni fingered lights anon 🫡)
I love the new chapter so much but oh it hurt me too.
I think I speak for everyone when I say I wasn't expecting to like Antonio so much and I love how eager he was to get wrapped up in the drama.
(as an aside from last chapter I loved seeing that Lucy Jane is an author just like her namesake)
Oscar and Lando also being messy eyes in such a throwaway way is so fun but it makes me have to ask, is anyone in thus universe besides maxiel now having a nice simple lovestory?
antonio truly is just here for the drama. this is the most exciting thing to happen to him this year. he’s drowning whilst doing his masters degree and here comes an angel (matthew) who is giving him a great distraction (the callan Thing) 😍😍
this hasn’t come up yet but matteo’s had a girlfriend this whole time. like he’s just in a very stable loving relationship and does not understand why everyone around him is so intent on making their relationships the most complicated thing ever!! he’s so superstitious and doesn’t mention the girlfriend around matthew because he’s terrified the second you mention a relationship around matthew it all goes to shit.
matteo needs an award or something. had to deal with daniel whilst he was missing and pining for max from a distance. had to deal with callan whilst he was missing and pining for matthew from a distance. is now somehow dealing with matthew missing and pining for callan from a distance.