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★ five* | they/she

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(*also known as fiverdelights, fingered lights, fivered lights, seal lady and probably other things.)

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do you think max verstappen is a light mode or dark mode user

light mode

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Voting ended onMay 18

[dannielricciardo]

christian horner lived (firing people unceremoniously mid season) as he died (fired unceremoniously fired mid season)

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why do I feel like everything that's happening is literally a direct manifestation of the habits universe

literally last night's update is about horner being demoted and what not

what oracle powers do you hold???

at this point the main thing i offer is a manifestation service, the fic is just a fun side part 🤓

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YOU MANIFESTED HORNER GETTING FIRED BY DROPPING THE CHAPTER this is incredible

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?????????????????

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i was so serious when i said max in a white toyota corolla hatchback was the only thing getting me into the end of the semester

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steve and gary have new mates in frank and franz

you and me are like that 🤞 because i also thought of gary and steve but i first thought it was gary and frank and got really excited because my silly gay birds are real and then the brain cells kicked in and it’s actually gary and steve.

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Franz Hermann/Frank Hermann (1.5k, T, 1/1)

Michelle

Why did Max just ask for your address?

Does he not know where you live Daniel???

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I saw *that* recent Daniel's post and had to check how my fav maxiel creator reacted, that's how much I associate them with you, I hope you're happy with you heritage

my legacy is intact and i can die happy now 🫡

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ4GoOhJjll/?igsh=MXh2dXIya2FjNWhjdA==

In an alternate universe this is how they soft-launch <3

i was out here looking for a ring or a 33 tattoo or a tulip tattoo on daniel’s hand like. franz and frank hermann you’ll always be famous!

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defrosted

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me: why the fuck did i just wake up at 2:33am

checks instagram: *sees hunger games casting post* oh cool elle fanning is effie *scrolls* oh this is why

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seal anon here: grateful to be apart of the fact you are now referred to as seal lady, an honor.

My brain wants more seals in habits so the thought I had, also bc the public reception to it would be funny, is a Grill the Grid game of matching favorite animals to drivers and Callan/Matthew go “oh I know his” and shares the documentary story or bc another driver has seals as their favorite animal and both of them share THE seal fact in a unison cut screen

This is all in good fun to bring more seals to five’s works bc there can never be too many seals

-seal anon

oh i have the perfect place to put this seal anon 🦭 🫡 watch out for chapter 7…

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I’m the fingered lights anon, and again so sorry, but this time I’ve been misreading something for even longer. I always thought that Callans name was Callahan and that’s how I’ve been reading it in my head this whole time. I quite literally just had the thought that it’s Callan and a lot shorter than Callahan at 3:15am. I have uni tomorrow. Help. Also loving the new chapter!! Antonio is funny

i had my own fingered lights moment because i realised it’s GPDA and not GDPA. i have written GDPA so many times and never saw what was wrong with it. i understand you now fingered lights anon.

i think i’ve seen every variable spelling of callan (callum, cullan, calan, callun) but i’ve never seen callahan. you are the gift that keeps giving. whenever callan’s in trouble i’m gonna yell callahan. i’m going to try and figure out a way to get someone to call him callahan in fic this is so funny.

(and best wishes with uni fingered lights anon 🫡)

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I love the new chapter so much but oh it hurt me too.

I think I speak for everyone when I say I wasn't expecting to like Antonio so much and I love how eager he was to get wrapped up in the drama.

(as an aside from last chapter I loved seeing that Lucy Jane is an author just like her namesake)

Oscar and Lando also being messy eyes in such a throwaway way is so fun but it makes me have to ask, is anyone in thus universe besides maxiel now having a nice simple lovestory?

antonio truly is just here for the drama. this is the most exciting thing to happen to him this year. he’s drowning whilst doing his masters degree and here comes an angel (matthew) who is giving him a great distraction (the callan Thing) 😍😍

this hasn’t come up yet but matteo’s had a girlfriend this whole time. like he’s just in a very stable loving relationship and does not understand why everyone around him is so intent on making their relationships the most complicated thing ever!! he’s so superstitious and doesn’t mention the girlfriend around matthew because he’s terrified the second you mention a relationship around matthew it all goes to shit.

matteo needs an award or something. had to deal with daniel whilst he was missing and pining for max from a distance. had to deal with callan whilst he was missing and pining for matthew from a distance. is now somehow dealing with matthew missing and pining for callan from a distance.

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logged into my tumblr for the first time in a week to say OTTAWA CHARGE ARE GOING TO THE FINALS 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

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just saw a video where someone used the names gary and steve as examples for something and I swear my brain took a screenshot and pointed like "look!! it's the gay maxiel birds" and I have no one else who will understand

this just reminded me that i haven't reference the gay maxiel birds gary and steve in a while, and now i need to find a place for it in AHTK... we must remember our roots 🙂‍↕️