#five laws

[strange-attraktor]

First Law of Discordianism:      Convictions Cause Convicts

Five Laws of Discordianism

[generationsrpg-blog]

The Five Laws of the UTF

The Five Laws of The UTF

All laws are as follows, they will not be deviated from, and are meant to provide order and protection to its citizens.

Stealing is not allowed and will not be tolerated, anyone caught stealing will have the offending limb removed.

A woman shall not sleep with a slave that is not hers. Persons found guilty of this crime will be punished in the following manner. The offending slave will be put to death, while the offending woman will be sterilized and will be made to pay the price of the slave to their owner. If the woman is found to be a repeat offender, the woman too shall be put to death.

A slave that has been found to have run away will have half of either his left or right foot removed. Any person caught to be aiding a run away will be put to death publicly.

Marriage between a man and a woman is not allowed. Male/male marriages are not allowed. Males caught violating this law will be put to death immediately, women will be sterilized and branded as a traitor to humanity with the mark of a “T” on either their left or right hand.

Slaves are not allowed to travel alone without a written pass. Any slave found traveling alone will be treated as a run away and half of their foot will be removed.

[daniisms-blog]

The Five Laws of Stratospheric Success - from The Go-Giver

[wellsrobertbaum]

The Five Laws of Success

If you want something badly enough, then quitting is simply not an option.

If you are 100% sure you will achieve your goal, if you have a clear picture of achieving it, your subconscious mind will AUTOMATICALLY drive your behavior to create this picture in reality. 

Positive attitude and optimism work like a magnet for success. 

Ability to persist is what makes people to succeed. 

Goal setting is the most powerful tool you have to achieve success.

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