#five two

[honeypirate]

Hello~! I loved your Joker headcanons, could I ask for first (and then second and third) kiss headcanons for Joker with a fem s/o? Tysm! 💕

Okay. Joker first kiss and more. Here’s how I imagine it.

(After writing note; I have NO IDEA what this is. I followed the flow. I hope you like it)

Unedited right now because I’m currently on a road trip 😘

You were just working with Joker

At least, that’s how it started

He knew about you before you even met, kept tabs on your actions because of how impressed he was with your power and intelligence. He didn’t have to recruit you because you already had similar missions. He just waited until it was the right time to work together.

Then he appeared in the smoke, a grin on his lips and his teeth held a cigarette. After looking him over you sighed and took the cigarette from his mouth, taking a long drag as he chuckled and lit another.

You adapted to working with him easily, he was entertaining and amusing and you thought it was nice to not be alone on your missions anymore.

Someone having your back was nice

He tried to fluster you but it just frustrated him at first because you didn’t get flustered, you just gave it back to him.

“Hey pretty girl” he’d say when he’d pop up again

You laugh “hey handsome, what’s the plan?”

Didn’t know why his heart would flutter at your compliment

You ended up flustering him more

Until his compliments and flirty tones increased

And you realized just how much you liked it

Leading to your first kiss

Which happened on a mission in the nether

Your footsteps barely made a noise as you moved through the dark, the only light was the red tip of his cigarette. He saw the white clad before you did, grabbing your hand and pulling you down a hidden hallway and hiding. “Come here often?” He whispered into your ear and you placed your face against his shoulder to contain your chuckles. “I’m a frequent visitor actually, I come here with a very amusing man, maybe you know him” you whisper back, your lips against his ear. “Hmmmm is that so? I bet he’s worth it if he pulled you here” your soft breath hit his neck and sent goosebumps down his spine “I must be worth it if he brings me along” your teeth graze the bottom of his ear and he gasps in shock, causing you to pull back in the small space and cover his lips with your fingers. A playful smile on your lips as you looked into his eye , through the darkness you could make out the passion in his eye and it made you shiver. So many things he wished to say, so many things in your head, he wanted to shout how worth it you were, how gorgeous and amazing and sweet. How you made his heart pound and unknown feelings enter his heart. But you both know that no words would suffice, the moment your fingers fall from his lips you’re both closing the distance, your lips touching gently before you both melt into each other, the kiss becoming more heated and hungry. Until fire illuminated you both and you had to part to fight with fire in your belly from the excitement of kissing him.

Your second kiss didn’t happen for a while after the first.

For a while you thought it was just going to be something that happened in the nether and would stay in the nether.

Until you were in your apartment one night, doing research and planning while listening to some music

you smelt the smoke before you saw him, he watched your smile spread before you looked up and found him on the fire escape outside of the window

“I bring coffee and more information”

He watched your shoulders relax and the line on your forehead from furrowing your brows fade because of his presence and help

You finished your planing and research around three am and he left the way he came in

You sat on the fire escape after he left, looking up at the sky, the longing and yearning in your heart almost breathtaking.

You gasp when you smell smoke and he chuckles as he sits down next to you “Hey pretty girl” you couldn’t help your blush, which was new, he’s never seen you blush before and he thought it was so beautiful. You smile as you meet his eye “Couldn’t stay away could you?” He shrugs “Gets harder ever day” he takes out another cig but before he brings it to his lips he lets you take it. It lights the second you place it to your lips, making you smile as you take a drag before raising it to his lips.

“You don’t have to leave you know” He almost missed you saying that your voice was so quiet. He flicks his cigarette over the side and cups your cheeks, meeting your lips halfway. You sigh into him and your hand raises to rest on his neck, your thumb brushing across his skin. His tongue brushes your bottom lip and you let him in, your tongues brushing together. The kiss was soft and slow, passion that only the stars could see. You part and he presses his forehead against yours, your eyes closed as you catch your breath.

Your third kiss happened a few minutes later

“You are worth it” He says through heavy breaths and you pull back with a confused look “what?” He chuckles “in the nether. You said..” he pretends to speak like you, his voice rising in pitch and making you chuckle “‘I must be worth it for him to bring me along’ and you are worth it. You’re strong and incredibly smart, not to mention beautiful, kind, and funny. I know you’re capable of so much because I’ve seen you handle yourself.” He leans in “it’s quite hot honestly. You’re quite hot when you fight”

You chuckle and look down shyly, your cheeks flushing darker “You’re worth it too. I’d follow you anywhere you wanted me. Anywhere you needed me. I know we can do anything together” he feels like his heart is beating triple time, he’s not familiar with feelings but he knows he enjoys feeling this with you. He cups your cheek and tilts your face up towards him “we make a pretty great team” his voice was flirty and he smiles sweetly “the only team I wanna be on” you whisper, your breath hitting his lips.

And that’s when your third kiss happened

You leaned forward to press your lips to his but he pulled back with a flirty smirk. You huff and pull back with a pout “you don’t want to kiss me?” He chuckles “I just wanted to see that pretty pout” he says and then finally connects his lips to yours.

[itsanneeey]

Benimaru: why do we even climb up here ???

joker: people expects you to look down on things from above when you’re a hero

Joker you’re so dramatic hahahaa

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[honeypirate]

Hiiii, another ask if you're so inclined since I love your Joker headcanons sm! How do you think Joker would be there for a fem s/o with depression? Tysm, I love your writing! 💕

Thank you for your request! I enjoyed writing this even though it’s short short (And your last feedback honestly made my life omg 🥺💕❤️💖)

But anyway! 🥰

Okay.

i love Joker,

i want to hug him and protect him from everything.

And i feel like that is how he would feel about his S/O if they had depression.

He knows she’s so strong, she can handle everything and battle anyone and her flames are beautiful (if his s/o is a pyrotechnic)

He would fight anyone for her but he knows he doesnt have to.

But her own mind fights against her sometimes,

he cant fight that for her and it kills him

he would know what depression is like,

he would know how debilitating it can get sometimes

So he would be there for her on her bad days,

and if there is something he h a s to do,

if he couldnt be with her,

She’d be on his mind the whole time

hed be thinking of what she might need and if he could stop and get her favorite snack or drink.

If shes having a hard time taking care of yourself

Then I believe he would be gentle,

gentle reminders to take her medication before she eats the food he’s brought,

or he would offer to wash her hair in the bath he’s already drawn for her.

He’d be flirty and sweet and gentle with his S/O,

because he knows the bad days,

and they don’t scare him,

he will hug his s/o close and protect them

Taking care of her until she gets back on her feet

Because she’s worth it

She’s worth everything

[honeypirate]

Hello~! May I request with Joker and Hinawa with a s/o who is rather affrctionate/cuddly? Please and thank you for your time!

Hinawa

Takehisa Hinawa would love how cuddly you are. You would be slow to really give him the full extent of how touchy and affectionate you are, starting by just holding his hand or placing your hand on his knee while you eat. You’d lean your head on his shoulder every once in a while and he would tense for a second before smiling softly and kissing the top of your head as he finishes his paperwork. As your relationship progresses you would hug him all the time and he would look forward to it. Count on your touches and cuddles to help recharge him after tough times.

After a long day of research on your part and putting infernals to rest on his part, you found yourself trying to find him. When you did he was doing paperwork with Shinra. When he sees you walk in he smiles softly and you walk over to him, standing behind his chair you wrap your arms around him and bury your face in his neck. He smelled like smoke and sweat and you buried your face deeper into his shoulder with a quiet groan. “Long day?” he asks and you nod into him. You can feel that Shinra has a tense smile on his face, you didn’t have to look up to know, he always got tense when you showed Hinawa any form of PDA. you hear his chair scrape as he leaves the room quickly, you chuckle and stand up, pushing Hinawas chair so it would spin and he would face you. You blush when he pulls up the chair arms and out of the way and holds his arms out to you. “You know me so well” you whisper as you climb into his lap, laying your head against his chest “I need this just as much” he whispers as he combs his fingers through your hair. “They’re doing their cuddly shit so dont go in there” you hear Shinra say outside of the door and you chuckle “that boy” he says and shakes his head. You kiss his cheek and his arms tight around you “i love you” you whisper into his neck and he nuzzles his face into your hair “i love you too Y/n”

JOKER

Joker I had a hard time with. I don't know, i think with his past, touching and affection would be hard for him to accept. He wouldn't know what to do with the new feelings in his heart and the words and actions coming from you especially when he’s already accepted that he’s alone in life. You were an unexpected part of his life. He would need some time to get used to it and probably wouldn't like to be touched too much in public, preferring to have that just in your own alone time where he felt safe.

You were recruited by Joker a few years ago, he was charismatic and cynical, you knew he was trying to manipulate you to do what he wants you to and you called him out every time he tried, he would just smirk and shrug before telling you the truth. You would follow his orders because of how much you respected the way he dedicated himself to his curiosity and goals. He stopped lying to you and you became the only one who he trusted with everything, leading to a very particularly exciting night where he told you he had feelings for you after you killed someone to save him. You laughed and gave him a lopsided grin “I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t feel the same” after that you found every chance to brush your fingers against his or have your knees touching when you sit side by side. Every time you touch him he tenses up before the corners of his mouth turns up into a small smile as he relaxes into your touch. Just small motions to remind him he had a safe space to return to.

When you’re alone you are able to crawl in his arms whenever you want, he opens his arms to you always, those moments that are like little secrets kept in both of your hearts, like you carved out your own space in the world where all that mattered was you together. He wouldn't come to you when he wanted some physical affection, but he doesn't have to, you can get a sense of what he needs but doesn't know how to ask for. Occasionally when you are alone you’ll place your forehead against his shoulder for a moment just to reset and collect your thoughts, his hand coming to play with the ends of your hair until you’re ready to pull back again, smiling up at him. He’s started to do the same to you when he needs a reset, you kiss the side of his head and he sighs into your shoulder.

[honeypirate]

Oh god I made it to jokers background and I’m not ready

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