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Five: You were banned from this restaurant so we gotta eat somewhere else

Klaus: They shouldn’t say ‘All you can eat’ if they don’t mean it

Five: Klaus, you ate a chair

#Klaus: in my defence it was delicious #five:#this marks restaurant seven they’ve been banned from #the umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #five hargreeves #number five #klaus hargreeves

Sorry guys this blog is now dedicated to emo stiletto Five and emo stiletto Five only <3

#apologies in advance to those of you didnt see the first two posts #five realising that he can look taller if he wears heels: 👀#im having way to much fun with this #allison: but you dont have any money where did you get them from???#five:#allison: five...#five: did you really expect me to pay fifty dollars for some boots?#allison: YOU STOLE FIFTY DOLLAR STILETTO BOOTS #five: what the fuck do you think?#five: yes #klaus: *whispering* thats my boy #im too lazy to draw properly #i know that realistically hed find them too impractical to wear but im pretending that he wouldnt for funsies #tua #the umbrella academy #my art #number five #louie says shit #tua memes

brain: you know what's a blessed image. five loses his shit laughing exactly the same way elijah wood does

me: oh that IS a blessed image. elijah wood's not my voiceclaim for him at baseline, but i could definitely see them laughing with the same cadence and everyth--

me:

me: oh no

OH NO

anyway elijah wood's my voiceclaim for five now i guess. thank you for coming to my ted talk

#lorien legacies #LL number five #elijah wood #i was half joking and then i went back and actually listened to the interview again and my soul lifted out of my fcking body #it's PERFECT. absolute serotonin and i will never unhear it #LL tag #shitposting #voiceclaims #headcanons #fave #in a better world #nine: WHEN WILL YOU WEAR WIGS?#five:#five: [hysterical screamlaughter]#dyn: lost boys

what scenes do you hope they give Diego in the last season? (personally im really hoping they give him some intelligent scenes.. like in season one where he dropped the monocle in the river because he knew luther would accuse grace if he found it among her things) (also more stuttering scenes because they always make me Feel)

I really want Diego to accidentally parent Five a lot next season like he became a dad and now he’s incapable of seeing a small person and not going into Parent Mode ahdjajsk

#you know that text post of the person who works as a preschool teacher #and she accidentally tells her grown adult friends to ‘say goodbye to the bus :-)’#I want that #Diego: say bye to the bus :-)#Five: bye bus #Diego:#Five:#Five: wait what #or like Diego just automatically holds Five’s hand when they cross a street or something ahdjaksk #livingpastlivesiswhoiam

ExuCUSe me?? How DARE you imply that i’m 12?!?! I don’t knoW whAT gaVE you thaT IDea BuT you BettER take It bACk beFORE i KILL YOU. I am moRE than FIftY YEars olD oBVIOusly YoURe juST stUpid. I caN kiLL you, TheY TraiNED mE To bE The perfect ASSASIN. I waS iN the APOCALypsE SUrvIVing anD I did NoT SURVIVE AlL THose YEars to bE duBBEd aS A 12 YeAR old. I’ve kILLED peOPLE, ImpORTant peopLE, do YoU THink a 12 yeAR olD DOEs thAT?! I-

#nobody:#Five:#TUA #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

do you think klaus has ever said something really chaotic dumb to five like ‘we should make your name mambo so you become mambo number five’ and five just ... astral projects into a timeline where the apocalypse happened because it’s a better fate than this

#tbd.#five:#klaus: ladies and gentlemen it's mambo number five

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