“the weirdest five”

I have a tortoise name tuck, and if anyone else other than vanya touches him, they get the bullet.

[five-but-not-really]

going through this account is like going through a time capsule

the way i spoke and everything was so cute 😭

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(VERY old draft) wow. hey gang five here.

I hate people! why are people getting mad at me cause i shot a lion at the zoo?? like okay karen, that positively impacted your future, but whatever fuck you

[five-but-not-really]

*moans*

[madelinehargreevesofficial]

five???? youre cutting an onion

[five-but-not-really]

i know but the onion is hurting my eyes

[five-but-not-really]

*moans*

[shyanduncomfortable]

You’re opening pandora’s box

[five-but-not-really]

yes. yes i a- wait. what’s that supposed to mean?

[five-but-not-really]

*moans*

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i am an ambivert therefore i’m so fucking rich. like really fucking rich. like get in my level rich. y’all extroverts and introverts ain’t got SHIT on me

[number-five-askblog]

will you share your wealth

[five-but-not-really]

no i don’t think i will

[five-but-not-really]

i am an ambivert therefore i’m so fucking rich. like really fucking rich. like get in my level rich. y’all extroverts and introverts ain’t got SHIT on me

[five-but-not-really]

woof?

meow owo

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Five did- Five what did you just make me witness?

[five-but-not-really]

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//!! :D it’s been a while

Five. Did you,, owo

[five-but-not-really]

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :(

[bea-hargreeves-official]

i’m sorry Five but i heard you say it. i’m going to have to tell the other Fives 😔

//not bad. it’s getting cold now and i’m :( but that means spooky season is coming :p how about you?

[five-but-not-really]

*SCREECHES* *LUNGES TOWARDS U* /ayyy! here in texas it’s still hecka hot but we got a cold front the other day so that was fun to deal with

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//ah yes… yeehaw weather

tHe oTHeR fiVeS hAvE tO kNoW tHaT yOu oWo and by law are a bottom

[five-but-not-really]

did i just did i just hear you say i’m a bottom

[bea-hargreeves-official]

that’s right

you. are. a. bottom.

[five-but-not-really]

screEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE no IM NOT! i am a TOP.

[five-but-not-really]

woof?

meow owo

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Five did- Five what did you just make me witness?

[five-but-not-really]

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//!! :D it’s been a while

Five. Did you,, owo

[five-but-not-really]

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :(

[bea-hargreeves-official]

i’m sorry Five but i heard you say it. i’m going to have to tell the other Fives 😔

//not bad. it’s getting cold now and i’m :( but that means spooky season is coming :p how about you?

[five-but-not-really]

*SCREECHES* *LUNGES TOWARDS U* /ayyy! here in texas it’s still hecka hot but we got a cold front the other day so that was fun to deal with

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//ah yes… yeehaw weather

tHe oTHeR fiVeS hAvE tO kNoW tHaT yOu oWo and by law are a bottom

[five-but-not-really]

did i just did i just hear you say i’m a bottom

[five-but-not-really]

woof?

meow owo

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Five did- Five what did you just make me witness?

[five-but-not-really]

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//!! :D it’s been a while

Five. Did you,, owo

[five-but-not-really]

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :(

[bea-hargreeves-official]

i’m sorry Five but i heard you say it. i’m going to have to tell the other Fives 😔

//not bad. it’s getting cold now and i’m :( but that means spooky season is coming :p how about you?

[five-but-not-really]

*SCREECHES* *LUNGES TOWARDS U* /ayyy! here in texas it’s still hecka hot but we got a cold front the other day so that was fun to deal with

[five-but-not-really]

woof?

meow owo

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Five did- Five what did you just make me witness?

[five-but-not-really]

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t…i mean… don’t you dare tell the others.

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//!! :D it’s been a while

Five. Did you,, owo

[five-but-not-really]

*pulls out a knife* no i didn’t shut up //how r u :( <3

[five-but-not-really]

woof?

meow owo

[bea-hargreeves-official]

//ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Five did- Five what did you just make me witness?

[five-but-not-really]

//hola mi amor! u-uh nothing! that wasn’t...i mean... don’t you dare tell the others.

[five-but-not-really]

if u lost interest in something (i.e. TUA and this blog) u dont have to force yourself to create new things in order to keep ur followers or whatevr happy. It gets tedious. do what makes u happy. dont cater to everyone else's needs/wants. if u dont feel like coming to this blog as often anymore then dont. you dont have to. that is all unless you want to go back to this blog and if u wanna get back into TUA

thanks! yea idk, i just kinda keep forgetting but i really wanna keep in touch with my friends and post stuff so i can interact with them but at the same time i keep forgetting this blog exists in just a crappy person sigh

[five-but-not-really]

woof?

meow owo

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someone needs to write a fic on that whole “bro you posted cringe” fiasco with you and all the other fives

yo! i might just have to do it to em

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where did u go

//I just kinda stopped going on this account often and stopped being into tua, sorry, I’ll try to be here a little more often

[chikem-nuggies]

okay this is my favourite thing ever

@five-but-not-really @number-five-askblog

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OwO