Sep 10, 2020
Lir: Well, what would you have done?
Caledonia: Probably not committed multiple homicides!
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Lir: Well, what would you have done?
Caledonia: Probably not committed multiple homicides!
Lir: *looking around his closet*
Lir: What should I change into?
Caledonia: A better person.
Lir: Captain, I've notice you haven't really been talking with me.
Caledonia: My mother told me that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn’t say anything at all.
Lir: I see.
Cala: But my mom isn't here. And you are a two-faced, backstabbing, Lying LITTLE...
Caledonia, texting Lir: I want to do bad things to you...
Lir: Oh really? Like what ;)
Cala: Break your fucking neck.
Lir: Everything is going according to plan.
Caledonia, kicking down his door: LIR YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Lir: Everything is very much not going according to plan
After giving it careful thought, I have decided to become worse.
- Lir, every single day.
Caledonia: Bullets are highly trained and extremely aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Also Cala: *blasts airhorn in Lir’s face*
Cala: GET FUCKED.
Oran: Were you dropped as a baby?
Lir: Bold of you to assume I was held.