#fiveyearsyall

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

@oneshotrobot can you update us on the progress of the 5th inceptiversary fanbook? we’d love to get an update!!

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

come join, friends!

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

ONE DAY MORE, INCEPTION FANS!

woot woot

happy inceptiversary to my friends and followers and all those who strive to keep the magic of inception alive and well

tomorrow is july 16th so don’t forget to

-wait for a train

-wait some more

-has it arrived yet

-keep waiting

-hate your carpet but caress it anyway

-stab your salad and make a bitchface

-think about elephants

-call yo’ wife, call yo’ kids

-no forget the wife, she crazy

-maybe you crazy

-hire a new intern at your office

-scare the intern

-no really scare the shit out of the intern

-find a thick sexy intelligent man in mombasa

-have un cafe

-while you’re there get your sugar daddy to pick you up in his limo

-pet a cat at a friendly neighborhood drugstore

-flirt with your same-sex coworker

-do it again

-good job, keep at it

-pretend you’re both straight so your boss doesn’t get mad

-board a boeing 747 in first class and put your feet up like its NBD

-MOAR CHAMPAGNE PLZ

-sleep for more than 12 hours 

-cause it’s what you’d do if given a free first class ticket in a private cabin

-wake up a few mins before your boss so you and your obviously ~straight~ coworker can join the mile high club

-pretend you’re relieved that your boss woke up at all

-exchange stories about your dreams during the flight with your coworkers at the airport bar

-buy the intern lunch, asshole 

-also hire the intern if the intern has not been scarred for life 

-share a tangerine with michael caine

-wait where is that from

-oh

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

INCEPTIVERSARY ACTIVITIES IN HONOR OF 5 YEARS OF INCEPTION!

they’re laid out nicely on the inceptiversary livejournal

everyone has something to contribute, so find a fun meme or two, and submit your work! there’s lots to take part in!

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

why can’t they have a huge screening at the royal albert hall to celebrate the 5th inceptiversary with a live orchestra and hans zimmer conducting and the whole cast present and lots of group pics at the afterparty 

i mean everyone wins because god knows the studio loves making money whenever it can am i right

they literally did this exact thing for interstellar only a few months after it came out

why not for inception

do we have to wait five more years

-flips a table-

why

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

SIX WEEKS UNTIL THE FIFTH INCEPTIVERSARY Y’ALL!!!!!

i. am. excite.

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

THE FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF INCEPTION IS COMING

we have two months left (can you believe it?) and we need ideas for the celebration!

i got in touch with the folks at inceptiversary and they would love to hear your thoughts! nothing is locked down yet, so they’re open to all sorts of things!

start brainstorming guys!